Satou and saiki were booming! They were absolutely indisputably in big yaoi love. All while things were very tasty, satou started to get distant... saiki noticed right away. Saiki broke into satous house using his psychosndn powrrs and caught him banging the fat lip guy!! "Oh but my love my saviour why?" Saiki cried to his unfaithful lover. Satou looked sad for a moment, and replied with "I have a lip fetish, but you and your fish lips couldn't do me any good. You couldn't even make up for it by blowing me right! All you did was drag your teeth along my absolutely average sized penis!! I had to get some real sex around here." Funny thing is Satou was still railing the big lip guy while saying that. Yes, Saiki bottomed. Saiki teleported out of their balling his eyes out like a little bitch. All of a sudden nendo comes running over with a glock, and shoots Satou and his fat lipped partner. "NO NENDO YOU FOCKIN IDIOT OI WHY THE FOC WOULD CHA DO THIS YER BLOODY WHORE"
Suddenly saiki was a British- oh I'm sorry I mean bri ish whore. The skai turned the same shade of purple as arens pubes and saiki soon levitahted into the air. Surprisingly throughout this whole process, no one really noticed his powers- except for a dark shadow hiding behind a tree. Saiki felt this presence but couldn't read its thoughts because they were just filled with the my little pony theme song. "How odd" the pathetic psychic stated the obvious. Still like I said already no one fucking noticed the fact that saiki was literally in the air or anything. Where did nendo go you ask? He's currently playing with his hamster in the corner. "Good hamster good boy" the hamster started to growl and started to eat the dirt from under nendos fingernails.nendo let out a breathy moan because he loves the feeling of the little teeth, and this ear shattering noise stops saiki from rampaging. For some reason saiki liked the noise. Hm how odd. Suddenly the ghost of purples perv appeared and started laughing at saikis stupid predicament. "HAHA BITCH FUCKING KILLED ME NOW YOU CAJT HURT ME YOU FUCKING STINK AS-" saiki left his body and literally folded the now dead booby lover like a beach chair.
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Saiki K has had enough
FanfictionSaiki is sick of his life. He's depressed, he's mad, and he's going fucking feral. Who will be able to stop his rampage before it's too late? What hero's will emerge from the shadows to bring down this bloodlust psychic?
