All in the news you could only hear desaters, with no one knowing what the cause was. Some losers thought it was the world ending, BUT NO IT WAS ME, DIO BRANDO. Ahem, I mean Kusuo Saiki. Saiki is on the naughty list this Christmas.
Saiki wakes up in his pee stained bed, nipples glistening in the moonlight. 'Yare yare another sleepless night I guess' he thought sadly.
<<TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY NENDOS BALLS>>
Saiki put on his uniform and went to school, his pathetic friends once again came up to him, and greeted him. "Hey Saiki wanna go get some ramen?" 'FUCK NO NOT AGAIN.' Nendo leans close to saikis ear, hot breath blowing on it leaving saiki shivering. "...Alone?" Nendo added. "No." Saiki sighed, still flustered, confused, and horny. Saiki sighs x2 and bolts out of there. Whilst he was running, now eating a whole loaf of toasted bread, he bumps into a familiar chest. "IZAYA-" Wait- we already deleted that guy. Oops wrong fanfiction. "H-here let me help you up-" said a nice but not too nice voice. Saiki slowly lifted his head, only to meet eyes with his long time crush, Satou Hiroshi."o-o-o-oh thank y-y-you-" saiki studdered, DONT even ask why. They stared into eachothers eyes for like 30 minutes, when suddenly Satou collapsed because of dry eye. Saiki picked up Satou and brought him to the nurses office. The nurse diagnosed Satou with the pestilence, then all of the sudden the big boobies pink haired anime nurse ripped off her flesh, only to reveal SCP 049. The Doctor slowly walked towards saiki and his middle school girl crush, but then saiki said "No💖" and recreated a seen from Kung foo panda. Suddenly saiki ripped the plague doctors skin off again, only to reveal Celty Sturlinson. She put her weird phone thing in saikis face, and it wrote "oops sorry guess my allergies are acting up again." And then she had epic sex with shinra all the way back to ikebukuro. Satou woke up, and looked saiki in the eyes. He said "saiki, will you be my boyfriend.." the wind was blowing in saikis pink locks, his eyes shining and his cheeks burning. Saiki blushes and stuttered "y-yes, I would love too."
Let's just say, a different kind of destruction happened after that.
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Saiki K has had enough
FanfictionSaiki is sick of his life. He's depressed, he's mad, and he's going fucking feral. Who will be able to stop his rampage before it's too late? What hero's will emerge from the shadows to bring down this bloodlust psychic?
