Heroine: Here comes the sexiest man any of us will ever see.Okay, let's pour him a cup of coffee.2storytime
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Léon: Hold it right there!
Heroine: Welcome. (Continues to pour coffee)
Léon: Thank you... and what the hell are you doing?
Heroine: Pouring you some delicious black coffee.
Léon: I only drink that cat shit coffee.
Heroine: 😂😂Cat shit coffee? Seriously?
Léon: As serious as caffeine dependancy.
(Both burst out laughing.)
Heroine: Now you're just making stuff up.
(Accidentally spills coffee on Léon's shirt. He takes off his shirt, Heroine chockes on her coffee.)
Welcome to coffee with heroine and thank you for accepting our invitation
Leon:Thank you Miss Heroine
Heroine: How's your coffee?
Leon: needs more Heroin
Heroine: what?
leon: huh?
Heroine: don't you mean *heroine*?
leon: do I?
Heroine: Um.... um.... Okay, our today guest is Léon. Welcome again Léon.
Léon: Thank you so much I can't believe I got in. (Sips.) Wow, you can really taste the cat shit.
Heroine: I'm sure. How old are you?
Léon: 21
Heroine: Where are you from?
Léon: Kenya, hakuna matata!😂😂
Heroine: Gender?
Léon: Male
Heroine: And what's your wattpad username? Um... can you please put something on?
Léon: But the stain...
Heroine: It's barely a drop. (Turns away)
Just put something on.
Léon: Fine. I guess I'll wear my ruined shirt.... so, what were you saying?
Heroine: Your Wattpad username?
Léon: it's 2storytime
Heroine: And your books?
Léon: I have only one in Wattpad at the moment.
Heroine: What's it called?
Léon: COLLIDE. All caps.
Heroine: Collide, huh?
Léon: No, COLLIDE
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