The REAL Spider-Man (Spider-Man male reader) Season one

dinner with the enemy

WHAM!

Daredevil landed a punch right in the middle of my face

y/n: AAAARRRRGGH! I tink you brope by dose!

Daredevil: You're gonna get far worse than a broken nos-

y/n: Nah I'm just fuckin with you!

I webbed his legs off of the ground and lifted him into the air, I then pulled myself into him and then pushed us off the roof. I started punching him in the air as he did the same.

y/n: If you calm down we can talk this out!

I tied him up in my webs and lifted the both of us onto another rooftop. He used another blade to cut himself free.

y/n: How many of those does he have?

I chased him across the rooftops of Hell's Kitchen dodging water towers and... pigeons. After a while my in mask headset started to go off.

y/n: Uhh hi Gwen.

Gwen: What's that noise? Are you swinging?

y/n: Technically I'm jogging- WOAH!

Gwen: What was that?

y/n: Umm... pedestrians.

Gwen: That's weird because the daily bugle says that you're chasing a 'masked menace' throughout the city.

y/n: Umm... nope.

Gwen: Are you sure?

y/n: Yup.

Gwen: Really cause you just swung right past me and MJ.

y/n: Shit.

MJ: Hi Spider-Man!

y/n: Does she know?

Gwen: NO and we're not telling her.

MJ: Wait Gwen how do you know Spider-Man?

Gwen: Uhh... I uhh-

y/n: -She won a competition!

MJ: Wooooaaaaah! Cool!

y/n: I gotta go catch a bad guy... see ya.

Gwen: Bye.

MJ: Bye Spider-Man!

The call cut off and I chased Daredevil some more.

MJ: Are you Spider-Man's girlfriend?

Gwen: What no!

MJ: Good because y/n would kill himself.

Gwen: What do you mean?

MJ: Weeellllll...

Daredevil: Just give it up Spider-Man!

y/n: We could still be allies! You just have to have some restaint!

He stopped dead right in front of me and I had to yank myself backwards so I didn't crash into him.

Daredevil: If we team up, you have to follow my every command.

y/n: And you can't kill anyone.

Daredevil: ...

y/n:...

Daredevil: Deal.

So we shook on it and he gave me his card for when we needed the call

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