*whispers in my ear* "eddie spaghetti"
"thats what she said"
"retarted player ass bitch"
"pearl (her little sister), do us a favor and stfu"
"BRO! YOU LOOK A LIKE CHOMO" *laughs for like five minutes straight*
*tries to square up on my best friends little brother* "bitchhhhhh"
"i look like an onion"