"if you tag me, you're homophobic" (they didn't get tagged LMAO)
"penis"
*moans randomly*
"let me suck your mommy milkers" 😫
"do you wanna read the smut i made last night? no? okay." *starts opening locked document*
"we should skip and play spin the bottle in the seventh grade girls bathroom"
"is your mom a milf? if so can i come to your house on tuesday?"
"do you want some hair" *hands me a ball of barbie hair*