No one's gonna coment? FINE! I'll decide the winner myself!
Poseidon POV
Before I could get my sword Athena knocked me out with a plate. (Not exactly warrior-like... BTW anyone get the Tangled reference?)
I awoke in the throne room with everyone stiffling their laughs.
"Wow Uncle P, VERY manly getting knocked out with a plate and all." Apollo snickered.
"Don't mention it." I grumbled.
"Okay," Athena cheerfully smiled. "Ares, truth or dare >:)"
"Dare! I ain't afraid of a pussy dare!" Ares spat.
"Well then," Athena said, clearly disgusted "A dare you to dance around camp in a pink tutu while yelling 'I'm a flipping fairy!!" and you to dance to the swan lake perfectly."
Ares was loss for words.
"Go on now Ares, dance like a ballerina!" Apollo said, waving a pink tutu at his face.
"Wait," Artemis said "Apollo, why do you have a pink tutu?"
"Ummm........"
At this the whole room exploded with laughter, even Ares managed a tiny smirk.
"Whatever!" Apollo blushed, trying to get the attention of him "BALLERINA ARES, GO!"
Ares snatched the tutu and Apollo flashed him to a dressing room...