Shauna: Admit it. You like my boyfriend.

Dolph: Oh, come on. I mean, am I attracted to Jimbo? Sure. Do my days feel better when I'm around him? Yeah. Does he get me in ways no one ever has? Indubitably. Look, am I the kind of person who would try to steal someone else's boyfriend? Sure, of course, but do I like him? The answers no. You have nothing to worry about.

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