Incorrect Springfield Bullies

Random Headcanons

Because if the writers wont develop them I fucking will 😤 these are all I can come up with rn my brains kinda dead

I feel like Dolph is a huge cat person. He either has one or really really wants one and it has a really edgy name like Vixen or something

Kearney is a big WWE fanboy

Shauna's contact name for Dolph is "the short one"

Jimbo is constantly asking Dolph how to spell things and it's the simplest words too.

When Jimbo's sister was younger he would tell her the blue flames on a grill were cold and she'd touch them. This only happened once though Carol banned him from going anywhere near the oven.

Jimbo a couple of times called Dolph his "baby dolphin" and he wanted to scratch his eyes out

Jimbo had actually kissed Dolph before, when he was super drunk and thought Dolph was Shauna

Dolph actually has curly hair but he uses straighteners.
He also has freckles but they're barely visible
(I saw someone draw him with freckles and my heart was won 🥺)

Dolph does covers to songs on youtube and he's amazing
Jackie_blue_52 thank you for this I love this so much.