This Place is Weird

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Anastasia's P.O.V

Woah. The sun is Bright today. Like really Bright.

And I don't feel like in my Comfy Sexy Bed. My bed is hot, unlike this.

Where is Derek Gone? I thought I wake up before him because he probably wakes up 3P.M.

I slowly opened my eyes and noticed I wasnt in my Bed. But on Grass and a ....

Sword under my Chin?

"Stand up", The Person who I actually cannot see ordered.

"Dude. What the heck?", I said, pointing at the Sword.

"Are you a Lady?", he asked.

"No, I'm Hellium dressed like a Girl, what do you think?", I said, rolling my eyes.

"Manners wouldn't hurt you", The One Standing Next to Me Said.

"Oh yeah? Well, I was Born in a Place where We are trained as Animals, where we Hunt for Food like Wolfs", I said, even though it didn't sound funny at all.

"Please, Behave", The One Holding the Sword to My Neck said.

"Oh yeah? You're pretty Pleases also Ain't Working on Me", I hissed.

"Check her, Crawe", he Ordered.

He has Some guts over his Freaking Cool Hair. Let's be honest, I liked his Hair style. Derek's Hairstyle was nothing in front of it, even though it made Me weak on my knees.

Crawe started checking me from up, he felt something in my Pocket, he took out my iPod and looked at it.

"Its iPod , dude", I said.

He pressed his lips together and Put it back into my Pocket. Better do it, man.

He checked my Other Pocket and Found 3 Images of me and Derek, kissing. More like eating each other's face.

"Captain, this", he said.

"Who is this?", The Captain AwesomeHair asked.

"My boyfriend, duh", I said, rolling my eyes.

"Husband?", He asked, as he noticed that we both were kissing.

"Ew! No. I would never accept him as my Husband unless he's my soulmate. He's my love-life, Doe", I said.
Looks like they don't understand our World's Language.
Where am I anyways?

"Where am I ?", I asked.

"In Cloister", He answered, still looking at the Picture.

"Claw wester?", I asked.

Cool.

"Cloister", He said, again.

"Cloister, hmm, Kay", I said, nodding with myself.

"Give that back. He means the world to me", I said.

"Fine, put it back into her Pocket", he handed the image to Crawe, who put it back into my Pocket.

"Who are you?", The Captain AwesomeHair asked.

"I'm Anastasia. But people also call me Tasia, which I prefer. I am 26. I'm an Emo. Cool, enough. My family hates me and my personality. So yeah", I said, explaining shit bout me.

He better write something about me In his Auto biography.
I met a human named anastasia. She was beyond hot, and turned me on. I liked her a lot, but she had a boyfriend or love one. I couldn't date her but yes,I loved her.

Sounds better.

"Oh okay. Well, where do you belong from?", he asked.

"Ohio. The state of America", I said.

"I'm not aware of that place, Ma'am", He said.

"Just Anastasia Please", I said.

"Mhmm. What are you doing here?", He asked.

"I don't know myself. I landed her or maybe Jesus was Angry at me Mistakenly Throwing the Cross in The Fish tank, and Threw me here", I said.

"Well, as we've found you here. We will need you to take you on a Quest", He said.

"Quest? Like in Pixie Hollow quest?", I said.

"I'm not aware of it, once again. But a Quest to Save the Princess from the giants", He said.

"WAIT. IF THERE ARE GIANTS THEN UNICORNS MUST BE HERE TOO. CAN I BUY ONE FOR $100 PLEASE", I Yelled like a Child.

"I'm am Unaware of that Again. there are no Things As Unicorns", He said.

"Hell no!", I said, sighing loudly.

I'm positevly dreaming. So yeah. Let's go along with it.

Without.worries.

"Well, Let's go then!"

"Um, this", I said, pointing at the Sword.

"Fine. Its off. Crawe! Bring the Cuffs!", He said.

"What?!", I exclaimed.

"Yes. We cannot trust you, lady", Mr AwesomeHair said.

"I'm not a Lady. I'm 26", I said, rolling my eyes.

Ignoring my Comment, Crawe Arrived with Metal Cuffs. Wow. They existed in this time. But what century is this?

"What's the Year?", The Question Shoot out of my Mouth like a Suicide Bomb over Pakistan.

Pity me.

"1345", Crawe replied.

"A what?!", I exclaimed.

"NO. THIS CANNOT BE. PLEASE TELL ME IT'S A ROLE PLAY OF SLEEPING BEAUTY AND WE'RE GOING TO RESCUE HER",I yelled.

"Keep it Quiet, Lady!", Captain Awesome hair Shouted.

"Where the Heck am I stuck?", I cried.

Will I be able to see Derek?

Will I be able to See Mom?

Well, I dunno bout my family,nor I cared because they didn't.

But Derek....

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