That Girl From World 2 (Jack the Giant Slayer)

bad defeat

Anastasia's P.O.V

"Can I ask you something, lady?", Captain Awesome hair Asked.

"Ask it out, Mate", I said.

"Why are you dressed like a man? And you're hair looks like an Old Lady in her 80's?", He asked.

"Doe, I like being dressed like one. And I've coloured my hair because I'm a model", I said.

"Well, what's a Model?", he asked, as he kept walking next to me.

"Model is a Girl or a Boy who Kinda Strips away To show Their Figure in a Garment, like Underwear, shirt, Jeans, or Bra", I said, as my Cheeks Flushed Red when saying Underwear and Bra.

"Oh Kay", he nodded.

"Yeah. Well, where is the Princess anyways?", I asked.

"She went to explore once again", He replied,sighing loudly.

"Again?", I asked, raising my eyebrow .

"She loves Exploring", He replied.

"Now I get it", I said, nodding.

"Who's that Innocent cute guy over there", I pointed at the Guy who was Younger than me. He was cute, but too Cute!

Not my Type.

I like Men. Hot ones.

Like Derek .

"He's Jake. He is the Witness and Knows Where she Is", He Replied.

"Oh Kay", I nodded.

Suddenly my eyes fell upon the Large Beanstalk which Could Possibly Touching the 7th Sky.

God. I'm coming to you.

"So, this is the Beanstalk, eh?", I asked.

"Yes", He replied, again, in that tone which made me Annoyed for no Scientific Reason.

There Stood a Man a Golden Armour on, and a Fluffy Tail Behind it. I don't know the Name of it but it was Like a Carpet.

Fluffy one.

Really.

Fluffy.

"King. This is the Girl we Found On the Site, away from here", Captain AwesomeHair said.

"Is there a Problem with your Knees?", The King asked.

"Nope. Once I was playing Football, and I got a Sprain in my Ankle but except that my long legs are Cool, what's up?", I asked.

"Can't you kneel?", The Captain Asked, more like hissing.

"Nope. A bow to someone who has actually done something for me. Like Dad, Jesus, God. Not a King whom's Kingdom I just entered", I said.

"This Lady has Some Confidence Talking to me like That", The King Said.

He Looks like Black Beard in King Version.

Black Beard. In pirates of the Caribbean.

"Yes, I do, sir. I was born this way", I said, flashing a Smile.

Can you stop being stupid? You're standing in front of a Freaking King!

Nope.

"Make her Kneel, Captain", The King Ordered.

"Nuh,uh, uh. Anastasia is not gonna kneel. I know Kung Fu!", I exclaimed.