Pokémon: Here you are! This is Hilda and this is N!
Me: Oh thank you! I love them! I'm gonna break them
Pokémon: ...What
Me: They're gonna get some trauma. As a treat!
Anyways my favorite ship trope is we went through a trauma together but had to try and heal separately because you left and now that we're back together we're struggling to pick up the pieces of our friendship but we're broken in different ways so that's hard
