Skip the whole day at Coachella
Jonah : hi
Tegan ; i am dying
Jonah ; your legs
Tegan ; yes
Jonah : mine to and now I've gotta drive hours tomrrow
Tegan : I'll drive if u get to tired
Jonah : ok cool I'll take u up on that offer
Tegan ; ok
Jonah : by the way daniel wants to push u in the pool
Tegan : ok thanks for the warning
Jonah; i say we partner up and get him in he got all of us in earlier
Tegan; ok
Jonah: lets do it now
Tegan : wait I'll say to him me and him need to talk I'll take him bu the pool and bam
Jonah; ok lets do it
We walk out the back door
Eben; hey
Tegan; hi can we talk
Tate ; someones in troble
Daniel; shh yh sure
He gets up and we go by the pool
Daniel; u ok
Tegan; yh u have fun today
Daniel: very sad to be going but happy to finally be able to go home and start working on music again and also our date
Tegan ;can't wait to hear the music your gonna be working on and our date aswell
Daniel; good
Jonah ; dude
Daniel; ya
We push him in the pool
Tate ; pay back bitch
Daniel ; u fuckers what the hell
Tegan; sorry i heard u were gonna push me in the pool wasn't gonna have that
Jonah ; sorry
He pushes me in the pool
Tegan; hoenah
Jonah ; and that is why i done it
Daniel ; ha u ended up in the pool anyway
Tate ; baby
Jonah ; yes
She pushs him in the pool
Jonah ; fuck sake again
Eben ; and I'm gonna be the winner sorry not sorry
He pushes tate in the pool and we all start laughing
Tate ; come on eben join us
Eben ; I'll sit here and paddle my feet
Jonah : boring
Eben : go fuck yourself
Daniel; your mean
Tegan: u were gonna do it first
Daniel ; yh but u did it first so your the mean one
Tegan; ok well I'm sorry
Daniel: not forgiven
I swim over to him
Tegan: forgive me
He shakes his head and i kiss him
Tegan ; forgive me
Daniel; ok i forgive u
Tegan; good
He kisses me
Eben ; get a room
Daniel; can we have a moment
Jonah ; not with us around
Tate ; let them be
Daniel ; I'll fuck u up
Jonah ; daniel
Daniel: no i won't
Eben ; someones becoming feisty
Daniel ; its the hair
Tegan: your blaming the hair
Daniel; yes
Tate :hair does change a person
Eben ; did it change u
Tate : yes
Jonah ; its changed her
Tate : your about the only one who knows
Daniel : sex sex its all about sex
Eben ; u can't say much your addicted to sex
Tate : aren't we all
Jonah: yes
Tegan: no i had sex once almost 4 years ago and your addicted to sex
Daniel ; I'm not addicted
Eben ; he is
Daniel ; not u haven't sex in 4 years
Tate : screw that
Jonah ; yh
Eben ; whys it been so long
Tegan: i had an awful experience for my first time and its put me off
Daniel: spill
Tegan: no
Eben ; come on we've all spoke about our first times
Tegan: u cannot laugh
Jonah: we won't
Tate : spill
Tegan : so we had done it and um i hurt badly and i thought its normal your meant to hurt but the pain was so awful that i couldn't walk i was bleeding loads and i was freaking out. Got up and i collapsed
Eben : what the fuck happend
Tegan : getting to it woke up in a hospital bed the doctor told me that his little friend wasn't so little . It was huge and it had bruised my cervix
I cover my face and they all start laughing
Tegan : u said u wouldn't laugh
Tate : i am so sorry that happend and i get why u would never wanna do it again
Tegan: yh
Eben ; how big we talking
Daniel ; yh
Jonah ; this big
Tegan: bigger
Tate : fuck off bigger
Eben ; this size
Tegan: bigger
Daniel; no wonder u ended up in hospital
Tate : u luckey
Jonah: excuse me
Tate ; shh damn
Eben ; ouch
Tegan: mhm
I lay on my back floating around a bit then we all get out and i get in my pjs
Daniel; loser
Tegan; yes
Daniel ; come here
Tegan; no
Tate : were cuddling
Jonah ; no me and u are she just joined
Daniel ; dude cuddle
Eben ; yes
They cuddle each other
Tate : jonah fuck off
Jonah ; no she can
Tegan : jonah I'm more loved
Jonah ; u wish
Eben : I'm the most loved
Tate ; yh agree with that
Eben : woo
Jonah; how are u so loved
Eben ; dunno just am
Daniel: cause your a cool dude
Eben ; hells yh i am
Tegan : also causs your so chill
Eben ; yh
Jonah ; how it going with ally he messaged her
Tate : spill
Eben ; were just talking nothing to it yet
Daniel: yet
Eben ; yes yet something will happen I'm sure or well hoping shes cute and she seems nice
Tegan ; she is nice
Tate : u need a good girl
Eben ; i do
Daniel : nice sweet caring thoughtful a little feisty thats what u need
Eben ; yh
Tegan ; good thing thats all ally
Jonah ; she really thoeses things
Eben : just from a few messages she all thoeses things
Jonah; ok thats good
Tate : gotta meet this ally
Eben ; so have i
Tegan: be quick she moves to England soon
Eben : why
Tegan: miya allys sister is pregnant and miyas husband died a few weeks ago so allys going over there to help her raise the baby and that
Eben ; oh ok
Tate ; yh eben get with her shes keeper shes moving to a diffrent country to help her sister
Eben ; yh were just see i gotta talk to her more chill
Tate ; sorry
Tegan : I'm going to bed
Daniel : no
Tegan; we have to be out this place by 9 and i don't feel well
daniel ; can i come lay with u
Tegan; yes
Jonah ; keep it down
Eben ; be safe
Tegan; bye
We get up and i go to the bathroom brushing my hair and teeth and then i go to my room
Tegan: tired
Daniel ; same tho this weekend has been but full of fun
Tegan ; it really has
I get in bed
Daniel : i am going to sleep for like a week straight
Tegan ; our date
Daniel; I'll wake only for that
Tegan: good
He hugs me
Daniel ; do u think u can come to a couple shows when i leave for tour in the summer
Tegan; do u want to
Daniel ; i do
Tegan; I'll come to a few shows
Daniel ; good we can figure something out
Tegan : ok
I kiss him
Tegan ; I'm sleeping now
Daniel : I'll stay till u fall asleep
Tegan: ok night
Daniel ; night
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