Greek and Roman Mythology and Facebook??

Part 8

Zeus has updated his status:

Jake White, I told you to pick up my groceries and dry cleaning three hours ago! Where the Styx are you?

Comments:

Jake White: the line at the grocery store was freakishly long and so is the line at the dry cleaners. Lord Zeus, please have a little patience.

Zeus: IF YOU DONT GET BACK HERE IN TEN MINUTES, I WILL PERSONALLY CHEAT ON HERA AGAIN AND NONE OF US WANT THAT.

Hera: WHAT???

Zeus: Nothing, dear

Jake White: jeez, okay. I'll be there in a few.

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Percy Jackson has uploaded a photo:

(Insert photo of percy wearing a light blue girls' button up)

What do you guys think of my new shirt? ;)

Poseidon, Sally Jackson, and 9 others like this.

Comments:

Annabeth Chase: Really Seaweed Brain? A winky face? How incredibly stereotypic of you.

Percy Jackson: huh?

Piper MacLean: and... Um... Percy? That's a girls' shirt.

Percy Jackson: um, no it's not.

Piper MacLean: yeah, it is. Who gave that to you?

Percy Jackson: I bought it.

Piper MacLean: and you didn't notice that it was in the girls' section?

Percy Jackson: it was on the sale rack

Piper MacLean: which would still be in the girls' section.

Jason Grace: well, I like it dude.

Percy Jackson: thanks bro.

Jason Grace: anything for my bro, bro

Percy Jackson: no homo tho, bro

Nicole Bellamy: OH MY GODS, STOP WITH THE NO HOMO THING. WE GET IT. YOURE NOT GAY. MOVE ON.

Jason Grace: Nico di Angelo

Nico di Angelo: DUDE, WHY DO YOU KEEP TAGGING ME IN THESE THINGS?

Percy Jackson: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOT YOUR TYPE???

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Kate Rose became friends with Piper MacLean, Drew Tanaka, and 161 others.

Comments:

Piper MacLean: welcome to the Aphrodite cabin, Kate :D

Kate Rose: thanks!

Drew Tanaka: but know she has 2 brek som1s hert

Piper MacLean: Drew, we got rid of that rule a long time ago. You can stop with the heart breaking thing

Drew Tanaka: rite, srry

Kate Rose: anyway, this is so cool! I mean, mom sounds awesome, camp sounds awesome, and I'm Greek!

Reyna Ramirez- Arellano: what's that supposed to mean?

Piper MacLean: I'm sure she didn't mean it like that, Reyna

Kate Rose: wait, there are roman demigods too??

Frank Zhang: yeah, there were roman gods too. Practically the same ones, but still.

Kate Rose: wait, then how do we know I'm not roman?

Piper MacLean: believe me, we'd know if you're roman

Hazel Levesque: and what is that supposed to mean?

Piper MacLean has logged off to avoid confrontation.

Jason Grace: good job, pipes

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Leo Valdez updated his status:

I figured out who's writing this thing!!

Percy Jackson, Calypso, and 69 others like this.

Comments:

Nicole Bellamy: really? Who?

Leo Valdez: it's Jake

Percy Jackson: Jake white? Son of khione Jake?

Leo Valdez: yeah, that Jake

Jake White: will everybody please stop with the blaming everything on me and making me go get their stuff? That'd be great, thanks.

Drew Tanaka: hun, u stil getin my starebucks?

Jake White: right after I get Zeus' back pain meds and Poseidon's fish oil pills.

Nicole Bellamy: that's ironic

Jake White: I know

Leo Valdez: wait, Jake, it isn't you?

Jake White: do you really think I have enough time to sit down and write a fanfic when Zeus has me fighting monsters for him non-stop while getting his dry cleaning, groceries, AND meds?

Leo Valdez: guess not

Nicole Bellamy: well, aren't we in a pickle?

Rebecca MacIsaac: people still say that?

Nicole Bellamy: I'm people and I say that

Cass TheLighteningGirlHIIYAHH!!!: yes, but you're special people

Nicole Bellamy: oh, shut up

Kate Rose: language

Nicole Bellamy: sorry. Oh, gosh, I do hope you close that pie hole of yours before I DUCT TAPE IT SHUT AND RIP IT OFF AGAIN AND AGAIN. better?

Kate Rose: no, but carry on.