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Greek and Roman Mythology and Facebook??

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So, I've been reading a lot of these lately, and I think they're hilarious. So I decided to take a crack at it. I DONT OWN FACEBOOK OR THE PERCY JACKSON SERIES( OR HEROES OF OLYMPUS).

PART 3 :3

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Thalia Grace, Jason Grace, and 148 others are now friends with Cass TheLighteningGirlHIIYAH!!! 

                          
Cass TheLighteningGirlHIIYAH!!! has updated her status: 

                          
Zeus cabin is kinda creepy O.O

                          
Thalia Grace, Jason Grace, and 3 others like this. 

                          
Comments:

                          
Thalia Grace: with you there, sis. 

                          
Zeus: what do you mean it's kinda creepy? I designed it myself!

                          
Jason Grace: dad, no offence, but you suck at interior design 

                          
Zeus: I DO NOT. 

                          
Cass TheLighteningGirlHIIYAH!!!: stick to the storms and having kids behind Heras back it's what your actually good at 

                          
Hera: excuse me?

                          
Zeus has logged off and has gone into hiding. 

                          
Hera: you're still in your house thing. I. Can. See. You. You. Fracking. Buttface. 

                          
Jupiter: you did not just call me a buttface. 

                          
Juno: you did not just switch to your Roman form. 

                          
Annabeth Chase: Hera, you just did too. 

                          
Juno: ITS JUNO YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

                          
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Juno has changed her name to Junk. 

                          
Annabeth Chase, Thalia Grace and 29 others like this. 

                          
Comments:

                          
Junk: WHOEVER DID THIS SHALL SUFFER THE WRATH OF HERA. 

                          
Junk: WHOEVER DID THIS, COME FORWARD. 

                          
Junk: I am a worthless goddess who should be sent to Tartarus. 

                          
Junk: SATURN, IS THAT YOU???!!!!??

                          
Junk: It's Kronos, actually. And yes, the Underworld has wifi now :)

                          
Junk: YOU WILL SUFFER MORE THAN YOU ALREADY ARE. YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG GODDESS. 

                          
Junk: ooooooooo, I'm so scared of my daughters roman form. 

                          
Junk: YOU SHOULD BE. 

                          
Leo Valdez: just a quick comment. Juno, on the first comment, you said wrath of Hera, not Juno. 

                          
Junk: I DO WHAT I WANT. IM THE QUEEN OF OLYMPUS. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT, SON OF MY LEAST FAVOURITE SON?

                          
Hephaestus: now that was uncalled for. 

                          
Nickie Naida: you know you can change your name back, right?

                          
Junk: OF COURSE I DID, POSEIDON SPAWN. HAHA, HOW COULD I NOT?

                          
Nickie Naida: *shrinks into shadows and whispers* liiiieeeeeessssss

                          
Leo Valdez likes this comment. 

                          
Junk: I hate you all -_-

                          
Leo Valdez: WHALE!!!!!

                          
Nickie Naida likes this comment. 

                          
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Nico di Angelo, Hazel Levesque, and 151 others are now friends with Rebecca McIsaac. 

                          
Rebecca McIsaac has updated her status:

                          
Thinking of changing my last name on Facebook. Any ideas?
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