Godzilla: Enter the Kaiju Girls!

I Actually Played with Rocks...

A storm was coming in, a natural one not caused by the nefarious powers of Queen Ghidorah. Gojira welcomed it, as the rains always soothed him, from the cooling water on his skin to a few of the sounds that ensued from it. Though, it also had its draw backs, with the sun being blocked out to the damn thunder that prevented some of his sleep.

Gojira looked towards the sky and exhaled, trying his best to relax given the circumstances. Moments like these needed to be savored in his opinion, especially with what may follow. He was alone and he would make the most of his peaceful time. He got comfy against a tree and closed his eyes.

"Male lizard!" Came the timely cry of Queen Ghidorah.

One could swear they heard glass shatter as Gojira's eyes snapped open. Good times truly never last. He promptly snapped as she approached. "What now!?"

With urgency, she yelled, "There's liquid falling from the sky!"

Gojira's stare turned from annoyed to blank. "Did I mishear you?"

"Look around you, fool!" She gestured to the world around her. "There is liquid falling from darkened clouds, but I didn't cause it!"

"Are you fucking with me?" Gojira snarled, now standing to his full height. Despite being what was equivalent to an inch shorter than the space monster, Gojira still managed to come off as more imposing. "I do not do jokes, especially from you!"

"This is not a joking matter, male lizard! There's something wrong here!" She snarled back with genuine concern. She couldn't fathom why this garnered no interest from her captor.

Gojira almost had a defeated look on his face and pinched his nose while his other hand balled up into a fist. "It's called rain... it's normal, unlike your brain!"

"Excuse me!? Queen Ghidorah's left eye twitched.

"Gojira, Gojira!" Next came Megalon calling out for him, prompting him to groan out his frustration. "There's something wrong here! Your sky is leaking water and Queen Ghidorah didn't cause it! Is that normal!?"

"Are you serious!?" He hissed.

Megalon had the audacity to look clearly offended. "Of course I'm serious! Why wouldn't I be!? What if this leads to adverse effects!?"

Gojira was getting closer to snapping and stalked up to them both with a warning, "Listen, you brain dead maggots, I -"

Suddenly, Orga came in from the foliage, interrupting Gojira with, "Everyone, I don't wish to alarm you, but -"

"I will strangle you all with your own intestines!" Gojira's roar was punctuated by the timely sound of thunder and everyone flinched.

Nervously, Orga asked, "Is this a bad time?"

"When isn't it a bad time with him?" Came Queen Ghidorah's timely snark.

"Raargh!" If Gojira did snap, his first target was now chosen.

Suddenly, Gigan swooped in with a simple, "Yo, guys -"

"That's it! I'm killing you all, starting with the golden bitch!" Gojira roared, nuclear rage and energy flowing through his body.

Queen Ghidorah winced, but roared back, electricity flowing through her, "Like I'll go down without a proper fight!"

Gigan looked between them, panicking, "Am I missing something!?"

"What's with all the commotion?" Everyone looked up to see Mothra landing between them with clear concern in her voice.

Queen Ghidorah was the first to respond. "Your sky is leaking and the male lizard is being pissy as usual!"