This is part 2
(*< still means Fundy's thoughts)
After grinding some more cave spiders the two begin to talk again
"So a Lesbian actually once referred to me as actually pretty funny."
"Oh thats cool!"
"Yeah it was"
"So Techno got anyone you like?"
"Uhm thats a complicated question I-"
They stop talking as a spider somehow squeezes through the cracks and goes after Fundy, biting him and giving him poison
"OUCH!"
"You okay Fundy? Need some milk?"
*Why does he carry milk on him?*
"Uhm yeah thanks? Is there a reason you just have milk on ya?"
"This happens often, trust me."
*Trust you? Uhm yeah I'm not so sure about that*
"Thanks Techno."
"Yeah no problem Fundy."
"I was kinda scared there for a second thought I was gonna die of poison. Guess I'm lucky you were here to save me."
"Yeah guess you are lucky."
"I owe ya one"
"Id prefer you owe me nothing I dont wanna get into another owing situation."
"Oh uhm I'm sorry- uh well I gotta give ya something you just saved my life."
Mumbling under his breath "I mean you could... ---- --"
"What was that Techno? I couldn't hear ya."
"Heh? Oh uh nothing! I uh- yeah I didn't say anything..."
*what did he just say? I- Wait- what does Techno want? Should I offer him something to share with Phil and Ranboo? No thats definitely not what he wants the only person he has feelings for is himself.*
"Okay then."
*And its awkward again... why? Did he actually say what I think he said?*
"Fundy-"
"Yeah Techno?"
"I need to tell you something..."
*Is he about to say it? What does the Technoblade... want?*
"The reason I didn’t tell you why I still had things to figure out... its because your the thing I have to figure out..."
*I- did he just- no, no no! This can't be true.. I'm dreaming.*
"Fundy I really like you."
*WHAT!*
"I have for a while. I understand if you don't like me back but I just needed to get that of my chest."
"I- uhm- I- Techno."
*How do I even say this*
"I assumed this would happen... I'm sorry Fundy I didn't mean to make things weird like this."
"No Techno your fine I'm just certainly surprised."
"Oh I- if I may ask whats got you so surprised?"
"Just the fact you like someone and that someone is me of all people."
"Fundy its only you. Your on my mind often... a lot actually. Sorry if thats weird."
"No actually I think its really uh adorable actually..."
"Oh uhm really?"
"Yeah! I'm still a little shocked but I mean hey gotta live in the present right?"
"Yeah. And would this surprise you anymore?"
Techno leans in and kisses Fundy on the cheek. Fundy is blushing.
"Wow- mm- I- Can I have another one?"
*That was so cute! I loved it. I felt happy. Do I really like Technoblade? He's a villain isnt he? He blew up L'manberg, killed people, kicks children in self defense.*
"Oh you uh- liked that?"
"Of course I liked it! I loved it!"
"If you liked that so much... do you mind if I do this?
Techno leans in again kissing Fundy right on the lips as the both sit there enjoying the others soft embrace
"That was amazing... thank you Techno."
"Dont mention it."
*I guess I do like the second worse thing to happen to the orphans*
"Hey Techno, I think I like you too."
