Twilight/ Harry Potter/Vampire Academy/ Lord of the rings parody. :D

 I do not own these characters.

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This is just a random stupid story I made up out of boredom!LOL

If your a fan of Twilight, Harry Potter, Lord Of the Rings or Vampire Academy, please don't take it offensive. It's just for fun :)

enjoy!

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 The ring was so tempting to him... calling his name.. Jasper.. Jasper...

" Lissa Dragomir stop that!!"

" Jasper! just please put on the mood ring Ron Weasley got you for Christmas!"

" NO!"

" Don't make me call Alice." She said putting her hands on her skinny hips.

" I told you! That ring has the evil guy's soul in it.. whats his name..?"

" Um.. Voldemort?" suggested Harry.

" No no, the other dude, you know he lives in Mordor or some crap like that."

"  Sauron." said Edward mysteriously at the the far back of the Cullen living room, leaning on the wall.

" Edwin, you think your such a know it all, but seriously, it's cause you just read my mind, and its really PISSING ME OFF!" yelled Rose Hathaway.

" Ok just, calm down Rose." said Jasper in a creepy soothing voice.

" That! Calm down. Yeah sure. filthy little damphir." said Draco Malfoy Smirking.

" Ok um, no offence, but it only works when you say mudblood." said Bella in a ' Just no, just no' tone.

" Yeah, exactly." everyone murmured.

" Oh the poor child is just disturbed by the fact that his parents are death eaters." Said Esme, while rubbing Draco's back. " Don't touch me you filthy vampire, wait until my father hears about this."

Her face turned serious and a bit pissed. " Excuse me, I'm doing my motherly role here, and if you won't let me then I suggest you get your rich ass back to England so the vampires there can actually have the evilness to kill and suck your delicious slytherin blood." Draco stared with wide scared eyes and everyone else was looking shocked. Then Esme smiled at him. " Got it?" Draco nodded slowly. " Good." She walked over to Edward and he flinched. " Ok don't tell me to go back to England because I'm not Cedric Diggory anymore..."

Just then Dimitri Bekilov and Aragon walked in. " Dayum! Edward why can't you be like that Russian guy." said Bella, then everyone stared at her. " What? sometimes Edward gets boring okay?"

" Where's the ring?" asked Aragon all seriously.

"... Up your bum." said Quil and the rest of the wolf pack laughed.

" Jacob, tell them to stop, this serious." said Renesmee.

" Ok, my goddess." said Jacob looking dreamily at Nessie

" and stop calling me your goddess."

" anything for you my queen." He said looking even more dreamish

" Ugh, imprinted werewolves." Nessie murmured while shaking her head.

Lavender Brown came closer to Jacob nervously, " You, you can call me your q- queen." she looked at him even more dreamily and giggled.

OH MY GOSH SO MUCH DRAMA!!

- To Be Continued