Chapter 2 : TheDiffrenceBetween a Strigoi,Non-vegi Vamp &.. LavenderBrown..
Rose . H - I feel nauseous, I think the Strigoi are close by..
Hermione- Oh my gosh!.. I've read about those..
Emmett-huh? wtf is a Strigoi?
Liss. D - uhh what we're hunting?
Bella- But I thought we were hunting for blood?
Jacob- Aren't we finding 'non-vegi' vampires?
Harry- wait hold it.. someone told me we where gonna find the horcruxes?
Emmett- What the hell is Horcruxes?
Frodo Baggins- but we have to destroy the ring in mount doom!
Rosalie- Ok seriously we are all messed up! We are hunting the ' Strigoi'! GOD!
Everyone else murmured- oh yeah..
Edward- did anyone check the mail box today?
Christian Ozera- Dude we're hunting down Strigoi what does checking the mailbox have to do with anything?
Edward- I orderd something online.
Draco, mumured- Filthy muggle stuff.
Esme shot Draco a fierce glare and Draco shut up and backed away. "What did you order? Blood from Romania?" said Ron rolling his eyes.
" No!... wait that seems like a good idea.. anyway I got not Romanian blood, but a European brand Hairspray!!!" said Edward getting excited
Rose. H - "You need serious help". she said shaking her head.
Nessie- " Daaadd, youur embarrassing me..."
Bella- "Ness.. honey.. just ignore what your father just said.. he's been hunting too much..."
Nessie- " Okaaay.... Hey wheres Jake?!"
Far distance yelling- "Arghh!! Stay away from me!!"
" My name is Lavender Brown just so you know.. *giggles*"
Jacob-" Edward! Heeeeelp!!" then in a blink Edward zoomed away. Seth nudges Nessie " I think she's trying to steal your soul mate there Ness."
" Whatever, I need a break from Jake sometimes too you know.."
Emmett- " Wait.. everyone.. shh... I hear something... It's... oh its just my phone on vibrate. Sorry!"
Rose. H "Urgh! When will we start to kill Strigoi!?"
YES, WILL THEY EVER HUNT DOWN STRIOI OR WILL THEY KEEP GETTING STUPIDLY DISTRACTED?
- To be continued.
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