Guy Fieri threw Trump and Joe Biden on Epstein island while they were passed out.
Trump: WHERE AM I WTF.
Guy Fieri: You're at Epstein island. 🙈
*Trump's POV*
(WHERE TF IS MY SENPAI JOE BIDENSAN)
WHERE'S JOE BIDEN SENPA- I MEAN JOE BIDEN.
Guy Fieri: He's literally right there dumbass. LMFAOO WAIT- DID U JUST CALL HIM JOE BIDEN SENPA-
*Gunshots*
I ain't letting that bitch find out my love for Joe Bide- OH SHIT JOE BIDEN IS AWAKE
(Joe Biden wakes up)
Joe Biden: WHAT WAS THAT NOISE (I could've swore I just heard Trump say he loved me.Dang whatever that fat bitch injected me with must've been strong-)
Trump: HAHA UH- IDK😃 *throws the gun in the ocean*
Joe Biden: Did you just shoot that dude-
Trump: Possibly- It was in the leg tho. he's fine, he just passed out because he's a pussy.🤡
Joe Biden: This island is lowkey boring asf
Trump: Yeah true.
...........
Trump: .... I'm calling my private jet.🙄✋
Joe Biden: WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE BITCH OMFG.
(Helicopter arrives)
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Joe Biden: Wtf Donald- You know, sometimes I can't deal with you.
Trump: Stfu would you rather be stranded here? Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Tomas the train helicopter: Where to?
Trump: The white house duh 🙄 smh this dude am I right.
Joe Biden: Smh what a dumbass.
(at the white house)
Joe Biden: Thanks for getting us out of there Trump... (wtf WHY DOES MY FACE FEEL SO WARM)
(They smiled at each other while making eye contact for what seemed like forever)
Joe Biden and Trump's POV:
Joe Biden: What was that- 😃
Trump: What was that- 😃
Joe Biden's POV: You know, Trump doesn't seem too bad. he's kinda cut- What the hell am I thinking. WHY WOULD I EVEN THINK SUCH A THING LIKE THAT. I CAN'T CHEAT ON OBAMA- GET IT TOGETHER JOE.
Joe Biden: Alright, I'll see you later Trump.
Trump: Okay bye. (UGHHDHF I can't keep living like this. I need to make the first move and ask Joe Biden out, or it's just gonna stay like this forever. Because he's probably never gonna make the first move sadly.
Trump: Hey, Biden...
Joe Biden: Yeah?
Trump: Would you like to maybe go out to dinner this weekend? ...
Joe Biden: Like a date???
Trump: OH UM WELL I WOULDN'T SAY A DATE BUT-
Joe Biden: Yeah, sure. I'll go on a date with you. I'll pick you up at 6pm this weekend. I'll see you soon bye.
Trump's POV: i- YOOOOXODJCNX I FUCKING DID IT OMFG I'M GONNA SCREAM. JUST WAIT UNTILL MY THERAPIST HEARS ABOUT THIS. HE'S GONNA BE SO PROUD.
>>>>>>>> LMFAOOFJFJ IDK WHY I'M STILL COMMITTED TO FINISHING THIS FANFIC
