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Kenji: Ben and I are no longer friends!!

Ben: that is the worst way to tell them we are dating
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Yaz: fuck off brooklyn I'm not going to your fucking baby shower!!
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Tiff: we have your friend!!

Kenji: Ben?!?

Tiff:yup

Kenji: oh you don't have him he has you

Tiff: wait what

Kenji: good luck *hangs up*
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Yaz:I'm not mad I just wanna know who broke the coffee table?

Everyone besides yaz: *stands still*

Yaz: smart choice cause I'm pissed right now
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Kenji: I don't have any friends

Ben: I'll be your friend

Kenji:

Ben:

Kenji: I also don't have a boyfriend
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Darius: so why did we put ketchup in the microwave again?

Ben: cause we are fuckin scientists Darius, scientists
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Darius: thanks kenji your a genius

Kenji: thanks I get called that a lot

Darius: a genius?

Kenji: no-kenji

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