Ben about to fall off the monorail: now kids you may be asking how I got into this
Ben: well I don't fucking know either!
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Darius: hey can you pass the salt?
Sammy: what's the magic word?
Darius:...
Sammy: :>
Darius:* starts telling her about moby dick*
Sammy: OH GOD JUST TAKE THE SALT
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People who rout for Mitch and tiff: treat Mitch and tiff like you want to be treated
Ben and everyone else: kill them without hesitation
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Yaz: I don't see the whole point in the "will" thing, when I die everything's going to Sammy
Kenji: what if she dies before you?
Yaz: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP IM GOING TO THROW YOU OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW
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Kenji: read this *hands Ben a paper*
Ben: yes? (Read off paper)
Kenji: HE SAID YES!
Every camper beside Ben: WOOOOOOO
Ben: I-
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Everyone after learning Ben didn't turn the monorail the right way:
TASK FAILED SUCCESSFULLY
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Darius: what numbers do you hate the most? Go!
Kenji: 9
Yaz: 2
Sammy: 95
Brooklyn:0
Ben: nine eleven
Everyone:......
Ben: what?
YOU ARE READING
Camp Cretaceous incorrect quotes
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