Camp Cretaceous incorrect quotes

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Kenji: big foot but shaved

Dave: mr clean!

Roxy: you two are the reason I have anxiety.
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Roxy: while I'm away Darius is in charge

Dave: why?!? I'm the adult

*dave in a Dino costume chasing everyone he sees*
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Ben: I'm to old to watch spongebob and to young to drink (alcohol) what stupid age am I?!?!
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Kenji: how about some jerky?

Darius:no

Kenji: jerky jerk...
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Roxy:there is only one thing worst then a rapist *rip paper*

Dave: a child!

Roxy: no-
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Ben: why would you give them knifes

Dave: cause they felt unsafe

Ben:now I feel unsafe!

Dave: I'm sorry

Dave:...do you want a knife :> ?
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Sammy:yeah I don't know how to work a chainsaw...

Yaz: really?

Yaz: wait...... WHERES KENJI?!
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Yaz: I'm really into dark humor

Sammy turning off the lights: wanna hear a joke?