Aries : Road a fucking motorcycle inn.
Taurus : Took Satan out to dinner so Satan kinda let them into the hell squad.
Gemini : Has been apart of Satan's squad all along. Passing secrets out to him about the other signs.
Cancer : They were on the path to being in heaven but they fucked it up somehow. I don't know how but they did...something wrong.
Leo : "Hell is the new thing. Everyone is going there."
Virgo : they need things clean in hell too you know.
Libra : Was in heaven but Fucked up and went out with one of the demons from hell and it kinda ended badly.
Scorpio : Is Satan.
Sagittarius : With Aries man/women fucking Shit up.
Capricorn : To cold and calculating for heaven. Evil geniuses belong together in hell.
Aquarius : bribed the demons who guarded the gates of hell to get in. Even though they didn't really have to.
Pisces : fell in love with Satan. They are a beautiful couple.
A/n : *insert hilarious giggles*😂😂😂
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Zodiac Signs ♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑♓
SpiritualThis is something you can read if your bored. Or have nothing in mind to read cause you probably read every book in your library. 😂 And I was bored 😑
