Libras be like :
I don't want a boyfriend. I want to be single, I'm gonna be single threw 2021 to 2022 bitch. Why would I want a boyfriend. Man are fucking trash, why would I put myself in a situation where I know I'm gonna get hurt.
3months later...
....yeah... We have a boyfriend now.
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Sagittarius : Do you think I could fit 10 marshmallows into my mouth.
Leo : Your a hazard to society.
Aries : And a coward. Do twenty.
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Scorpio : I hate everyone.
Sagittarius : *sigh* I know that feeling. Trust me.
Pieces : I don't understand why- oh who am I kidding, I agree with you Scorpio.
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Capricorn : Pisces get out of there I need to do my thirty minutes of self loathing before I go out into the world and pretend I have my life together!
Pieces : *sitting in the bath tub with a mermaid outfit on* five more minutes. I promise.
Taurus : Shut up, I'm trying to sleep.
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Aries : I'm gonna drink fifty shots tonight.
Virgo : are you trying to end up in hospital, or better yet, dead.
Pisces : Guys I'm already experiencing a hang over from last night, stop making it worse.
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Sagittarius : Sorry I'm late I didn't want to be here.
*Scorpio steps in*
Scorpio : that makes the two of us.
Cancer : I was so looking forward to sleeping in today.
Taurus : Bruh.
Pisces : *didn't even bother showing up*
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Leo : I be looking FINE today. *they say as they look at the mirror.*
Virgo : As always Leo *says as they look at there phone scrolling through social networks.*
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Gemini : I'm gonna rob a bank. Who's coming?
Sagittarius : I'm inn let's go!
Aries : Me Too.
Aquarius : Sure why not.
Leo : I'll be in charge of distracting the guards.
Pisces : I'll be your get away driver!
Virgo : Are you serious.
Scorpio : I'll help dispose of any dead bodies.
Libra : I would love too... But I got a date tonight.
Cancer : I'm just gonna sit here, and wait for your bail call when you get caught. *says as she grabs the snacks*
Capricorn : I'll be in charge of opening the safe.
Taurus : I'm just gonna watch a horror movie and munch on snacks with cancer.
Gemini : Suit yourself.
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A/n : Do you like the new cover? 😄
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SpiritualThis is something you can read if your bored. Or have nothing in mind to read cause you probably read every book in your library. 😂 And I was bored 😑
