Porky pig

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You wake up to your alarm going off you turn it off roll over and see peppa pig and  your mother Shrek right next to you wearing no clothes. You scream and then remember last night

Flash back

Thanks for the drink peppa could you take me home. Yes I will. Thank you

Your home.  thanks peppa would you like to come inside. Ya sure
You step inside you and peppa go to your room and start making out. You then start un dressing but then your mom Shrek comes in. You yell at her saying mom get out. She says could I uh join. You guys say yes and all have sex.  


You just gave birth to thirty kids all of them where named coochie-man.  You through them all in the car and drove home






The End


Okay like that was good as hell and we all have to agree


Anyways bye hoe get your crusty ass out of here love y'all bitches bye bye

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