😌🧹Ode to Broom🧹😌

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Luffy, dancing around the ship with a broom:

   Oh dearest broom, having you here makes this perilous journey that much more bearable. I wish to bask in your beautiful light for hours every day, gazing into your glorious yellow hairs. If only we could be together in this lifetime, for that would be the most wonderous thing that even gods would be jelly of us.

   A lowly vacuum could never even dream of comparing itself to the splendidness of you. Your power will be known throughout the pirate century as godly, and even the king of the pirates(thats me:) hehe) will tremble in your presence.

   Marines will run in terror when they just hear your name, and you will be known as 'The awesome broom who served under the king of the pirates'. Even my grandpa wouldn't throw you around becuase of your intense aura. Truly, you are a gift from the heavens. Keep your everlasting power as you continue to sweep this ship clean of any misfortune, ramen.

*Luffy and the rest of the crew bow to the godly broom*

Zoro: What the fuck




Brook: Almost....... swept me off my feet there..... hehe............ YOHOHOHO


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BOW TO THE BROOM

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