Rip And Tear: Until It Is Done (Up For Adoption)

Doom Slayer Vs. The Three V's

Doom Slayer was chillin' at the "Intimidation Display." Its great. Yeah, he can't rest. But, a demonkiller needs to chill out for a moment, right?

Well, no.

THIS guys had to interrupt his chill time. Let me summarize it for you.

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Earlier At The Intimidation Display...
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Slayer was resting at the Folding Bed™ as he sip through his mask (don't ask how and don't ask why) and living like nothing is gonna happen.

Everybody was chilling and cleaning until somebody busted the doors open.

"HEY! I JUST GOT THE DOORS FIXED!"

"SILENCE, YOU WIMPY IMP!" The thunderous voice come from the smoke.

"Darn, I didn't get paid enough for this shit..."

"Oh, I guess you might be the Slayer~" The voice said.

With that kind of voice, The Doom Slayer knows its trouble.

Then, three figures shown themselves from the fog of the pink smoke.

One is a TALL ASS MOFO with Pimp mofo fashion. From the looks of this guy, he is a pimp (duh). He has a pink jacket. Fashionista Boots. Has moth antennaes.

One is a TV guy, with blue accents. And wires coming out of nowhere from his back. With a nice blue fancy-pants suit.

One is a short girl with the "KAWAII UWU~" anime girl look. That's what Slayer's description to this gal, don't ask.

"I am Valentino, and this are my colleagues, Vox and Velvet, together, we are the Three V's. And YOU took our title, Overlord."

...really? They are only here because Doom Slayer took their title? The title Overlord? No matter he will rip and tear them to shreds.

He prep his DoomBlade™ and motioned his hands in a way that says "come at me, bro."

"Well, tough guy are ya'?" The tall motherfucker said. "Minions."

His lackeys, Doom Slayer presumed, appeared out of nowhere. They prepped their weapons, consisted of knives, guns, and shit.

"Get him."

His lackeys attacked the Slayer.

Damn, will he ever get a rest?

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Right now...
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That bastard Valentino, I told him not to attack Slayer because Lucifer said so. But, NOOOO, he had to attack Slayer because they took the title Overlord from us.

Now, he beaten Valentino to pulp. Not literal pulp. He just beaten Valentino up. VERY BADLY.

"STOP!" Vox said.

The Slayer stopped exactly when Vox screamed at him.

"If you kill one of us, Overlords, there will be a Imbalance in Hell." Vox said. "The doctor you killed didn't count, he is just a wannabe overlord anyway."

The Slayer looked at Vox, which intimidated him. Then, suddenly, he thrown Valentino in front of him.

He motioned his hands, sort of saying: "If you mess with me once again, I will kill you if I had to."

He nodded.

"GUYS, LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!"

Then, my lackeys brought Valentino to the Limo, and get the fuck outta here.

Then, that's when we last saw the Slayer.

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FUCKING FINALLY!

They're gone!

For now, atleast.

The TV head seemed to agree if they disturb my great chilling hour, I kill them all if Slayer had to.

Right now, Slayer went to the folding bed. And the Imps went back to work.

Ah, rest, at last.

I turned the TV on, and he tries to find some good shows.

(AN: Catch these references, if you had to.)

"Hey."

"What?"

"You know why we're here-"

*BZZZZT!*

"Autobots! Fall back-"

*BZZZZT!*

"FRANTIC-TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC-TOCK!"

*BZZZZT!*

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Damn, Valentino had it rough.

He got beat up for the next minute.

That's what Charlie thought when she heard the news.

Vox is now living in fear. Valentino is still as stubborn as ever, and he is still whining why Slayer beat him up when he is "supposed" to be the one who beat Slayer up. Velvet is also leaving in fear, just not as much as Vox.

Charlie looked at the giant pentagram just before her.

She hoped that this will work.

She hoped.

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Aight, i'll end it here somehow.

I'm feeling kinda lazy right now.

So, sorry if this is short. I might make this chapter longer if I had to.

So, let's go to the skit, eh?