ryuk: "wake up you oompa loompa fucking ugly smelly trash can body odor looking bitch"
y/n gasps.
y/n: "WHAT THE FUCK RYUK? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???"
ryuk: "what I just saw that you needed help waking up you slut."
y/n: "oh crap I forgot I have to go to the hunter exam!! ew you're smelly get out of here"
ryuk: "damn. fine bitch."
ryuk starts to levitate up and goes through the ceiling. you have a confused expression but ignore that. you then step into the shower.
you think to yourself. 'I can't believe it. That's the 3rd time this week I've had that dream about Tonpa... AND ITS WEDNESDAY! ever since I saw that video on his youtube channel titled "pranking little shits at the hunter exam" i've been in love! that was last year. i hope i see him this time... he's so handsom-' you get interrupted by your thoughts.
kiyoko: "hey bestie 😜🤏" she says with a smirk.
y/n: "AAAAAAA you scared me" you say as she vanishes
.'..what.' you think to yourself
you hop out of the shower and turn on some music. (you can choose whichever song you like, I personally chose Miku's songs 😌😌) you begin getting dressed while still thinking about tonpa. about 30 minutes pass and you hop in your car and once you arrive you use your special ability to teleport inside. (you're a specialist and you're very strong.) once you teleport there's about 100 people there already. you look around and you see... TONPA! you think to yourself, 'oh. my. gosh. is that really Tonpa? my baby? my love? my soulmate!? you scream without the s 😫😫😫🙄🙄 he notices you blushing while staring at him he begins to walk over to you. you freak out on the inside but try to stay calm and composed.
tonpa: "hey shawty bae 🤩🤩"
you almost explode with happiness after he said that.
y/n: "i-i...h-h-hi... 😳🥴🥴... im in love with you!!!!!"
you say it a bit too loud and everyone turns to you. you blush.
tonpa: "y-y-y-you are? of course you do 🥱🥱😏😎😎, everyone loves me"
he shoves you out of his way and that lets you get a good ol sniff of him and omg he is so smelly like hot dog water mixed with sewer rats and the inside of a dogs mouth, you lose all respect for him. you gag and activate your nen and throw him across the room and then you start to walk out with tears in your eyes but you feel someone grab your hand...
you turn to see obama and hisoka! you turn around and stare at the ground trying not to face them.
hisoka: "hey 😏😏. we need to talk to you about something.. please follow me, sexy" he smirks
you're left speechless but decide to follow them anyway. they lead you up to a roof top.
obama: now that we're alone...
obama begins making out with hisoka and you watch in shock. once theyre finished obama rips hisokas clothes off and they start humping eachother while making out. youre in even more shock. you start crying and running in mid air but then..
hisoka: wait! we have something to ask you...
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a/n:hi there friends, no one is prob gonna read this lol its just for fun, well if you are seeing this, hi there! lol i might not update this story but if you want me to, please tell me! also if you have any feedback id love to hear it! thanks, bye!
