JIN [COOKEED]

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"HEY PAPE, CAN U PLS COK FOR MI" I SED

"YES DIR OFKARS I LOVE YOU WAIT FOR 1000 YEARS" HE SMILES TIL IT REACHES HIS EYEBAGS

"OH OOPS" HE GRABS HIS EYEBAGS "I GOTA GO HUNEY SEE YOU AT 1000 YEARS"

HE PACKS HIS THINGS AND HE PUTS IT ALL IN HIS EYEBAGS

HE PACKED HIS 6 ABS, LIPSTICK AND ONE BOWL OF RAMEN AND HIS PET COCKRACH

HE WAVES AT ME AND HE FARTS REALLY HARD AND ZOOMS TO MARS LIKE

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HE FOUND AN ALIEN TO HUNT SO HE CALLED THE ALIEN

"HELLO IM THE EARTHS HANDOSME MEN" HE TWERKS HARD THAT HIS BUTT REACHED THE BACC OF HIS HEAD

"WAOOOBORORORDATING SHORLOLO NOOOOOOO" SAID THE ALIEN AND HE TURNED INTO A HOTDOG

JIN STUFFS THE HOTDOG ON HIS EYEBAGS AND FARTS FROM HIS MOUTH TO RETURN TO EARTH

"MAMAHCEETAH HIRS UR FOOD" HE SMILES AND UNPACKS THE THINGS IN HIS EYEBAGS HE THEN GASPED

"I PORGAT TO COK THE HATDONGS" HE SAID THEN HE SPITS ON THE HOTDOG AND THE HOTDOG GAT BURNT "HERE BEBE"

YOU SMILE REALLY HAPPILY THAT YOUR SMILE TURNED INTO A CIRCLE

"I RILLY RELY RIELLY RALLY RULLY LOV U JIN" I GEGLED WITH MY 7 INCHES GUMS SHOWING BACUS MY BROTDER IS YOONGI

"I LOV U MORE OWOWOWWO" HE LAUGHS REALLY LOWND THAT THE WHOLE WORLD COLLAPSED AND DIED BECAUSE OF HIS BAD BREATH

I ATE THE HOTDOG HAPILY BUT I CHOKED

"OH NO BHEBHEY WHAS HAPPENING" JIN GOT REALLY WORRIED

I CHOKED AND DIED "KWAAKWAZZXAAKWAAAKKKKK BLEGH" MY EYES TRUNED X SO IT MEANS IM DEAD

"NO'NT" JIN CRIED AND HE TURNED INTO A WHALE AND DOLPHIN WITH A BIG BOOTY AND HIS EYES TURNED INTO X TOO AND HES DED BACUS OF THE ALIENS BARABINGBAROMM KSLJDKAL

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