[JIMIN] HEIGHT

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SO YOU HAVE AN HUSBAND WITH A HEIGHT 100CM

YOU BOUGHT A 3 DOLLAR CHAIN FOR HIM

AS HE ASKED "DOES THAT MAKE ME TALL?"

AND I REPLIED "I DUNNO TRY IT."

HE WORE THE CHAIN BUT HE BECAME MORE SMOL'

"OH NOES, I NEED TO FAIND MARIO KART AND MARIO!" I SAID AS JIMIN YELLED

"AND BRING THE TOOTHLESS BARNEY FOR ME" 

I GRAB MY BAG AND RUN TO THE DOOR

"PIZZA WHUT ABOUT MAH KISS?" JIMIN POUTED AS HIS LOWER LIPS FELL ON THE GROUN BECAUSE OF HIS BIG LIPS

"OKAY FHAIN!(FINE)" MY LIPS BECAME LONG AS IT REACHES JIMINS CHEEKS AND I KISSED IT.

I BANGED MY HEAD AND I SAW MARIO AND MARIO KART 

"HEY! ITSA ME! MARIO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVENYAAAA!" MARIO INTRODUCED.

"I'M JEON Y/N AND I LOOK SAW GUD BUT MAH HUSBANDE GOT SHORT" I SAID WHILE CRYING PIXEL TEARS

MARIO LICKED HIS RED MUSHROOM AND GAVE IT TO ME

"THENK YOU SAW MEUCH" I BANGED MY HEAD AND I SAW JIMIN

"HEY BEBE, WHAT HEPPEND BEBE?" JIMIN ASKED WHILE HAVING A BATH ON OUR AQUARIOUM WITH NEMO

"I GOT A MASHIMASHIROOM FROM MAIRO" I SAID

I USED MY TOE TO FEED JIMIN

AND HE BACEAME BIG!

AND THE 3 DOLLAR CHAIN TRAVELED TO MARS AND PLUTO

AND MARIO BECAME A SHOPPING CART

~THE END~


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