Liam Payne x Reader (strictly a work of satire)

Finale

Now me and Liam had little bridge troll babies together.

They were so disgusting and ugly, i hate children

We named one google and the other three variations of classic literature tropes we found amusing

Also we both thought sully from monsters inc was sexy af

I sadly laid on my deathbed. listening to my grandchildren

liam couldnt even see me, because as i said before he is 2 feet tall

I wanted to squish him like a bug so we could make out sexily before i died but i wanted my last moments to be solemn

I thought about how i met him

in that bar with such a mysterious atmosphere

I sobbed, my tears falling down and liam licking them off my cheek.

As i lay, he crawled into my mouth and suffocated, so we would die like lovers