Barbie, Raquelle and the others were ready. The whole school was watching them now. The teachers where there to judge (even tho they didnt give a fuck)
Barbie took a deep breath, and heard the music begin.
*does some cool cheerleader shit*
WARNING: this song may be offensive for some readers!!! Its a joke :)
🎶I dont want an asshole🎶
🎶I dont want an asshole🎶
🎶I wanna shit on my vagina🎶
🎶I wanna be like a birdie🎶
Judges: "Why did they pick this song?"
🎶One hole for everything🎶
🎶Shittin on a gu-uy🎶
*they toss Barbie in the air*
"yAaAAy! WoOOoO!"
🎶I flew over a statue🎶
🎶Shittin on all over the statue🎶
🎶Shittin on the statue!🎶
🎶Dont care who it is🎶
🎶Shittin on the statue!🎶
🎶Even president of Washington🎶
🎶Defended our country🎶
🎶Shakin my a-ass🎶
🎶Revolutional boy gurl!🎶
🎶Shittin on his face and mouth!🎶
🎶Now he got shit in his a-🎶
🎶Still shittin on his face🎶
🎶Up and down and left and right🎶
🎶I need George Washington🎶
🎶SHITTING ON THE PRESIDENT🎶
🎶Flyin like a bird now WOOOOO🎶
🎶Shittin on the president🎶
🎶wWOOO🎶
🎶No political afiliation🎶
🎶Shittin on everyone!🎶
🎶Dont care if youre republican or democrat ill shit on you!🎶
🎶Got alot of shit to give🎶
🎶Just like that giant shit i took🎶
🎶U gotta shit president!🎶
🎶Gonna shit'on the press🎶
🎶Gonna shit'on the president🎶
🎶Shit on his face and mouth🎶
🎶President would be proud🎶
*Whole school cheers*
Ken runs to Barbie and says to her, pleading "Barbs, lemme be ur boyfriend again, ur popular now!"
"Dafuq NO, i got Raquelle here now fuk off manj" Barbie said and kicked him in the face.
*Barbie and Raquelle kisses and becomes da cutest couple in school :D*
The end :)))
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Humortf are you doing,why are u clicking on this??? TW: inappropiate language, funny, u may shit yerself K enjoy
