A Jeff Bezos Fanfic : give me Bezos on the clito

Chapter one

It was a rainy day in Seattle, no different than the others, but there was something in the air today. The smell of sweat mixed with the salty breeze released by the Pacific waves. It was the 5th annual Trump rally. Throughout the crowd of pointy white capes, someone stood out... I was drawn to him. His shiny bald head was signaling me to join him like a lighthouse. "Lead the way, baldy!", I thought to myself. Once I got to him, I could smell the metallic aura that was exuding from his pockets. My libido was on, I was ready to pounce on my prey. I stared right into his lifeless gaze and suddenly, he stared right back. "Whatchu lookin at?", he barked at me. "Your head, it just- *sigh* it reminds me of the moon", I said with a timid yet gentle tone. I bashfully looked away, yet he insisted once again "whatchu lookin at?" I couldn't get my eyes off of the print in his pants, I said nothing. He noticed... he knew. "Let's go for some coffee, it's on me", he said while staring me up and down, but his gaze paused and rested itself on my breasts. I think he noticed my red lace bra. We made our way out of the crowd of white ghostly drapes and entered the nearest coffee shop. It was the trendiest yet most expensive place in town. Every girl I aspired to be went there, I never got invited though. But things are different now. We ordered and sat down. I was so in awe of his existence that I hadn't caught his name. "My name's Jeff Bezos", he said without me having to ask, he could read my mind. Oh! such an exotic name, I like how it makes my mouth water when I say it. "What's yours, baby girl?". "Y/N", I said. I could feel the tension, but I couldn't let my true colours show in public so I quickly asked "So... What do you do in life?". He told me that he runs a business, "which one", I asked. "Oh you know, Amazon", he said with a smirk. "A coffee company?? Like the Amazon roasted coffee bean shop?? OMG, as a college student, my fuel is coffee! I'm so lucky I ran into you ;)". "No, I meant Amazon, the website". That's when I realized, I needed to feel his priceless package on my unworthy one. "Let's go back to mine, shall we?", he said, clearly reading my filthy mind.
He led me all the way to his luxurious mansion. He blindfolded me on the way there, nothing kinky, it was just for security purposes. We walked through his massive entrance till we finally stopped at his downstairs living room. "Have a seat", he said. We both collapsed awkwardly and simultaneously on the couch. I tried to think of something quick to break the awkward tension, you could cut it with a knife. "So, this means you're like... filthy rich", I said in between a snorting laughter. He said "cut the bullshit" and crawled slowly yet seductively like a sexual feline creature towards me. We made out intensely. He may have stuck his tongue down my throat but we didn't go any further.