Jakurai: I said, "Excuse me, motherfucker, do you like jelly beans?"
Jakurai: He (Ramuda) was like, "Yeah, but not the black and the green ones."
Short pause
Jakurai: MOTHERFUCKER, WHO SAID I HAD EASTER JELLY BEANS?
Long pause
Jakurai: To make a long fucking story short, I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass. And it's 24 hours later and I ain't found none yet.
Author note: Dude, I can see this happening
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