Hypnosis Mic: Random Bullshit

Jelly Beans (Drunk Jakurai)

Jakurai: I said, "Excuse me, motherfucker, do you like jelly beans?"

Jakurai: He (Ramuda) was like, "Yeah, but not the black and the green ones."

Short pause

Jakurai: MOTHERFUCKER, WHO SAID I HAD EASTER JELLY BEANS?

Long pause

Jakurai: To make a long fucking story short, I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass. And it's 24 hours later and I ain't found none yet.

Author note: Dude, I can see this happening