(So I wanted to make them friends later on in the story, so he's rude because I didn't feel like going back lol)
As I walk down the hall to my dorm I notice Uraraka and Deku holding hands and walking down the hall in front of me. I scoff and push my way through them, breaking apart their hands. Deku jumps back in surprise and Uraraka gasps softly.
I look back and say nothing, continuing down the hall of the building to my dorm.
I jumped onto my bed and flipped onto my back. I looked at the clock, the time was 5:35 PM. I sat up and was ABOUT to grab my phone when Kirishima slammed the door open.
"Yo Bakubro! Just coming to hang out!" He said, plopping himself onto my bed.
I shoved him towards the other side and sighed. "Get out, Shitty Hair. Learn what PRIVACY means," I grumbled.
He laughed and rested his arm on my shoulder, I glared at him silently and he put both hands up. "Don't be like that bro! Let me hang out? Five minutes only, I promise," he said.
I sighed in exasperation and grabbed my phone, setting a timer for five minutes. "Let it out already," I said while getting up to close the door.
Before Kirishima could even start, the damn nerd burst in. "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" I yelled.
Deku jumped back and looked at me with pleading eyes, "PLEASE Kacchan! TODOROKI WAS TRYING TO COOK BUT HE BURNT EVERYTHING. They sent ME because I didn't say 'not it' in time!" He yelled.
"Of course y'all don't know how to fucking cook food," I grumbled. I got up and shoved Deku out of the doorway, shuffling downstairs.
"I hope Midoryia doesn't get killed," I heard Half n' Half say to Mina.
"Shut up IcyHot. I might as well kill YOU for burning simple FOOD," I grumbled. I looked in the oven and saw a mass of BLACK CHUNKS. I covered my mouth in shock and turned around, "What the HELL were you trying to cook?!" I yelled.
Deku walked toward me and whispered in my ear, "He wanted to make cake like Sato..." and began to walk away.
My jaw dropped, I grabbed Deku by the back of his shirt and spun him around. I grabbed him by the shoulders and looked him in the eyes. "Did he ask for HELP?" I whispered.
Deku shut his eyes and shook his head, "He wanted to do it on his own, even without a recipe because he thought it was simple enough," he whispered back.
I put my hands up and let go of Deku's shoulders and he ran back toward the group.
I cross my arms and glare at Half n' Half "You best pray to Jesus bitch,"" I say angrily. "What time did you preheat it to?" I ask calmly.
"An hour preheated by 400 degrees fahrenheit ," he replied calmly.
I looked up at him with anger, "YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT. You put it in for 45 TO 50 MINUTES. You PREHEAT IT TO 350 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!" I yelled.
Todoroki rubbed the back of his head and looked down. "I mean I wasn't THAT OFF," he mumbled.
"YOU WERE OFF BY 10 MINUTES AND 50 DEGREES. YOU WERE VERY OFF!" I exclaimed. "Oh my god I'm just going to make a simple meal, y'all are going to get chicken tonight and I DON'T WANT YOUR OPINION IF YOU WANT DINNER!" I yelled.
"Ok," I heard someone say.
"Just go away until it's ready. Do the dumb 'not it' game, one of you is going to learn how to cook," I grumbled.
Less then a second later I heard a "damn it". I turned around and just OF COURSE I had to teach the DAMN NERD TO COOK. He tried once and FAILED.
"Oh my god NO. Do it AGAIN," I looked back with a sigh but everybody had run away. "OK FINE THEN. Get over here, Deku," I mumbled.
Deku nodded and shuffled over quietly. He looked so fucking tense. I nudged his arm with my elbow and he jumped back. I laughed and smiled at him. "Lighten up, we're doing my passion, I'm not going to kill you," I joked.
Deku nodded stiffly and shook his shoulders. "Ok what do I do?" He asked.
I nudged my head and pointed toward the counter where the stools were. "Watch and learn," I said.
He nodded and plopped onto a stool. Every once in a while he looked around the building. "Do you get the feeling we're being...watched?" He whispered after about 10 minutes.
I looked around, "Now that you say it, a little bit," I said, rubbing my back.
I untied the apron and set it on the counter. I opened the curtains and scanned the outside of the building.
Suddenly I heard Deku shriek in surprise and I turned around. Deku jumped back from the window and I saw AIZAWA just SITTING THERE. IN A SLEEPING BAG. JUST LOOKING AT US.
Uraraka suddenly just FLEW down the stairs while we just stood at the window, staring.
She jumped back as she saw Aizawa sitting there. She just nodded silently and walked back up the stairs.
I ran back to the oven as I remembered the chicken was almost done. I pulled it out and set it on the counter.
Deku ran toward the counter and his jaw dropped, "Kacchan, that looks so good!" He exclaimed.
I nodded and slid the chicken over to him and he caught it, along with the fork and knife. "You get the first bite," I said.
He smiled and cut the leg off quickly. He bit right into it with NO HESITATION. He smiled again and gave me a high five.
I grabbed plates and placed them at the stools and on the table by the couches. I leaned over the stairs "HEY DUMBASSES DINNER IS READY!" I yelled.
Todoroki was the first one down the stairs. He slid right onto a stool and grabbed the other leg. Next the others came.
"You didn't poison the chicken right?" Denki jokes.
"Dumbass. I'm eating the damn chicken too, I'm not trying to poison myself," I said while wacking him on the head.
Deku turns around on his stool and looks at me with a smile. "Can I have more lessons?" He asks me.
I tilt my head and smile, "Finally, SOMEBODY wants to learn to cook!" I exclaim happily.
Deku stands up and cheers happily, "I CAN MAKE CHICKEN!" He yells.
I laugh and I toss him another piece of chicken. He catches it and nods excitedly.
I finish my chicken and start to walk up the stairs. Suddenly, Deku grabs my shoulder and I spin around. "Same time tomorrow?" He asks with a smile.
I nod and walk to my dorm silently.
I open the door and close it. I plop onto my bed and pull up the covers with a sigh. I grab my phone and scroll through my messages. My birthday is tomorrow. Why am I not excited?
