Issa Stick up!

1.5K 71 22
                                    

"Oi 5up!"

"Huh? Oh hi Fundy!"

'5uP! My favorite person! My chum!"

"I- what are you talking about?"

"Listen, listen, chicken is chicken right?"

"Uh... yeah?"

"What if Chicken wasn't chicken?"

"F-Fundy?"

"Like so many things taste like chicken, but what if chicken didn't taste like chicken?"

"Fundy are you drunk?"

"WhaTT! NooOooO pssh~"

"Yeah you are,"

"Nooooo! 5up, I'm not,"

"you clearly are, this is not a normal conversation to be had,"

"Your just uncultured in life,"

"I feel attacked and sad now,"

"HaHH good, I'm kidding... your kinda hot,"

"Fundy- I know you tell me every day..."

"But no- like hot hot, like please date me now,"

"Uhhh- F-Fundy I think you drank way too much,"

"Nahhh, you just a handsome man!"

"Stop- your making me blush,"

"Good, your so god damn good looking!"

"Noo- Fundy stoppp~"

"Never! I will compliment you until you decide to date me!"

"Fine, wanna maybe go out to lunch one day?"

"FOOD! I LOVE YOU!"

"Haha, I know you do... I love you too, you drunk funny man,"

":0! I was called funny by 5up! BEST DAY EVER!"

"Yeah, yeah, let's go home,"

"WHOOOOO!"

---
Drunk Fundy is my spirit animal and main character Ranboo is my guardian angel

My little boo || 5undyWhere stories live. Discover now