"Oi 5up!"
"Huh? Oh hi Fundy!"
'5uP! My favorite person! My chum!"
"I- what are you talking about?"
"Listen, listen, chicken is chicken right?"
"Uh... yeah?"
"What if Chicken wasn't chicken?"
"F-Fundy?"
"Like so many things taste like chicken, but what if chicken didn't taste like chicken?"
"Fundy are you drunk?"
"WhaTT! NooOooO pssh~"
"Yeah you are,"
"Nooooo! 5up, I'm not,"
"you clearly are, this is not a normal conversation to be had,"
"Your just uncultured in life,"
"I feel attacked and sad now,"
"HaHH good, I'm kidding... your kinda hot,"
"Fundy- I know you tell me every day..."
"But no- like hot hot, like please date me now,"
"Uhhh- F-Fundy I think you drank way too much,"
"Nahhh, you just a handsome man!"
"Stop- your making me blush,"
"Good, your so god damn good looking!"
"Noo- Fundy stoppp~"
"Never! I will compliment you until you decide to date me!"
"Fine, wanna maybe go out to lunch one day?"
"FOOD! I LOVE YOU!"
"Haha, I know you do... I love you too, you drunk funny man,"
":0! I was called funny by 5up! BEST DAY EVER!"
"Yeah, yeah, let's go home,"
"WHOOOOO!"
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Drunk Fundy is my spirit animal and main character Ranboo is my guardian angel
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My little boo || 5undy
Fanfiction5up and Fundy, what fantastic people that I love and hold near and dear to my heart. These two go on silly short adventures that normally lead to happiness and fun times. Updates - every day/other day #1 5undy! 2/4/21 #3 5up! 2/4/21 #6 myct! 2/4/21