I'm no loser

ℙ𝕥3.𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕞

After school when the 2 boys are at the dorm (bold =taehyung talking but slanted =Jungkook talking)

Taehyung entered the shared dorm room to find  Jungkook laying on the single queen bed that was placed  in the far corner  of the  room against the white wall that had all the schools values (kindness, respect, dignity, friendship, responsibility, team work) .The place  consisted of the bed , a door leading to the bathroom ,a wooden desk placed across the room for working on ,a black big cupboard and a large mat placed in the middle of the room.

Jungkook was fast asleep so Taehyung decided to take this as  a chance to get revenge on the latter for making their punishment worse. He quickly unpacked his bags that lay  under the wooden table along with Jungkooks's . After that he went to the bathroom to open up some cold water only to place all of Jungkook clothes and shoes in the water .The smirk on Taehyung's face was  wider than ever as he thought about how the other would react to his pay back, he couldn't wait to see the look on his face when he saw this.

30min later
Jungkook awoke from his deep sleep ready to take a shower .He noticed Taehyung laying on the carpet phone in hand while laughing at something .He decided to ignore the lad  cause he didn't want  anymore drama with him .As soon as he saw what was awaitng for him in the bathroom he clenched his jaw and took deep breaths to prevent himself from killing Taehyung or rather as he referred to him 'that son of a bitch'

"Kim Taehyung ! what the hell did you do!"

Jungkook stormed to him yeeting the boys phone to the bed so he could get his full attention he stood there arms crossed tapping his foot in anger.The older of the two stood up staring at the fuming Jungkook. A smirk was playing on Taehyung's face  which made Jungkook wanna smack it off  .

"Its called Pay back bia'tch"

"Do you realize how long it will take for all these clothes to dry ,!its fucking  raining the whole week and the dry cleaner is far from here ,are you stupid'

Jungkook asks but seeing taehyung smile he stands up straight and smirks as well ' or do you just want to see me naked baby boy"

he says the last part in a challenging manner knowing it will annoy the other

"Don't be so cocky Jeon trust me I don't want to see all of that and you could borrow clothes from one of our friends .So stop being a dramatic bitch"

"Dramatic bitch my ass and BTW no one in our group wears the same size its either too tight too small or just not my taste."

"Well then tough luck "

Taehyung took a seat at the wooden desk leaving Jungkook stranded on what to do  .To be honest taehyung didn't feel guilty at all he felt rather happy of his 'achievement' if you can call it that.

"Taehyung ....what size are you"

Taehyung misunderstanding Jungkook's question fake gags as he loudly screams 

"Ewww no you son of a dick don't even no eww no hellllll to the  nooo "

"The fuck  Kim stop being a  dirty Mother fucker . I was asking what size clothes you are for crying out loud "

"Oh..... wait.... hold up ... hell no your disgusting germs are not touching my clothes"

"You caused the problem and you are the only  one in our group who has a similar build to me  and my wallet has money problems  "

"Answer is still no, you're not getting near my clothes"

"Then I guess i'll be walking  around naked and I might  have to explain to the principal how I'm missing classes cause I've got no clothes to wear and the reason behind it  .That will for sure make our punishment worse"

"Ugh Fine ! but this doesn't mean anything so don't get cocky, don't touch my gucci or ties though  "

"fine by me and I need clothes now cause imma go shower so .."

"Why are you telling me that you  need an escort there or what .You know where the cupboard is c'mon use that brain of yours... If you have one"

'Says the jelly fish himself'

Jungkook walks to the closet picking out a simple white , v -neck t-shirt along with a pair of grey sweat pants .He starts fumbling around looking for something in particular he gives up looking and just sucks up his ego to ask taehyung where this something is allocated.

"Taehyung uumm.. where do you keep your boxers or underwear"

Tae looks up from his phone his face full of disgust "Oh hell no  boy  n to the o I'm not sharing my  underwear with someone especially you ."

"Well someone is so kinky they want my cock to be out free rubbing against  their clothes .Baby boy if you want some of this just say it  ,I might let you have a taste"

Taehyung sighs regretting his revenge plan as it turned against him.

"I'm not even gonna bother to answer that ,check bottom drawer behind my jackets but don't use more than 2 or i will choke slam you to the floor "

Jungkook smiles in victory as he  selects a  random red underwear and makes his way to the bathroom.

 15 min later

"taehyung"

Jungkook shouts from the bathroom

"your underwear is too tight do you have any bigger ones my thighs are legit suffocating"

"Nope sorry ,not my problem you've got thick thighs"

Taehyung instantly kicks himself in realization to what he  just said .

"Ohh someones been checking me out huh"

"shut the fuck up don't  feed your ego .Everyone in this whole  academy  knows that you've got thick thighs .The girls even spread rumours   on how your thighs could kill with just a single glance at them "

"Where's the lie though  "

2 hours later

Atlast the clock strikes 10:30 signaling that by now every leaner is to be in their bed most likely sleeping .

Jungkook and Taehyung are standing on opposite sides of the bed staring dangers into each others eyes ready to wrestle for who is going to sleep on the bed even though they could simple just share the queen sized bed together.

"lets handle this like mature people ...rock paper scissors who ever wins gets the bed "

"Ok fine on shoot you go and no funny business Jeon ok"

"k"

"rock"

"paper"

"scissors"

"shoot!"

"Yesssssss you're on the ground where you belong  "

"Fuck you " growls taehyung as he takes one of the pillows off the bed along with a blanket.

"Sure but It would be me fucking you though"

says  Jungkook in a matter of fact way. He hops  in bed making himself comfortable. Taehyung scoffs

"Sure like you'll ever top me in your life time or even be a better top than me"

Tae switches off the light that was  near him.

"well your girlfriend didn't think so when she was under me"

  Silence covered the room .Jungkook stepped over the line and he knew it 

"Sorry I didn't mean to  ,I mean I did it was pretty amazing but she is like your girlfriend but like...omw I'm making this worse aren't I .....sorry taehyung i-"

"Shut up, You really are an asshole Jungkook  " growls Tae which was the last thing heard as they both drifted to sleep dreaming about each others death .