I'm no loser

10.𝔻𝕕𝕒𝕖𝕟𝕘 𝔻𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕀𝕥 𝔽𝕖𝕖𝕝 𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕓𝕖 𝕒 𝕘𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣

The following day Woo woke  up first jumping up and down the bed waking the  other 2 lads .
The 2 groan rubbing thir eyes ready to procrastinate . But when they see the cute little boy they immediately smile .
Jungkook playfully grabs woo, he  tickles  him at the sides and  woo giggles uncontrollably, Tae smiles as he  joins the tickle.

The 2 stop as Woo  was starting to  run out of breath . But the smiles were still plastered on their faces

Woo whispered to tae :"Let's get appa" woo and tae laughed as they   started tickling jungkook his bunny teeth and cute laugh ringing soon enough the three were having a full on tickle fight

The  laughter filled the room forming a happy atmosphere amongst all 3 of them.

(OKie so imma time skip)

WHEN THE PROJECT IS OVER

The students are all seated in class listening to their 'kids' evaluate them (well more like expose them)  from the past 2 days.

Teacher :"Woo come in front of the class and tell us about your parents" This should be interesting thaught the teacher

Woo :"my appa and dad love each other very much they even kissed on the cheek and held hands,We all slept hugging and  we had a tickle fight! it was so much fun we also went to the park and appa bought dad and me ice cream  and the next day we went to the arcade and dad and appa won me a lot of toys it was so fun, I love dad and appa  so much I wanna visit them more, we also played with ji woo and seo yeon who is uncle jin and uncle hobi's children, I learnt a new word uncle hobi said he want fuck min shooki or was it yoongi or jimin I dunno "

The whole class bursted in laughter at the last statement the teacher giggled a bit seeing hobi sinking down on his seat while taekook was trying to hide their laughter but still embarrassed that Woo told the class they hugged and kissed.

Teacher:" OK Woo that's enough u can go back now buddy"

*lunch time⌚*

Jin:"im surprised taekook didn't fight for the last two days"

Jimin:"I honestly thought their kid would be out of the door in 5min"

Hobi:"they have a  soft spot when it comes to kids"

*Namjoon nods and bites on his banana *

Jin uncontiously mumbles
'that isn't the only thing that's gonna be in your mouth soon'
Suga and namjoon choke on their food as they heard what jin said namjoon's face turned red as a tomatoe

Namjoon :" sorry.. What "

Jin scratches his head trying to think of a cover up
"oh I said who was the better parent "

Namjoon nods and let's it go.  But yoongi just chuckles under his breath and mutters a 'sure' only for jin to hear   which earned him a kick on the shin.

Yoongi inwardly cried but kept his swaeg face on the outside. He also couldn't get around the fact that Namjoon actually believed that lame ass cover up. What does he use his IQ for wondered suga.

Tae:"i think me and Jeon did fine but to be honest I was the better parent"

Jk:"never knew you were this funny Kim cause I know for a fact I was the better parent"

Tae "go fuck ur ego"

jhope " I'm sorry but... that's my ego that's my ego!!! " Jhope bursted into laughter as he sang the song he composed

The 2 maknaes look at hobi and at the same time they shout

"shut the fuck up hyung"

Jimin:" why don't you 2 lead by example" Jimin snaps making everyone shook

Suga "take your bunny lookin ass and alien looking ass and go learn some respect bitches"

Taekook is left speechless. Everyone in the table is silent Namjoon and jin are sat with knowing faces while Hosoek is flustered by how yoonmin defended him

JK" boyfriend goals, if u know what I mean "
Everyone in the table starts chuckling while  hobi and yoonmin are embarrassed and flustered

Suga" Jin didn't u say u wanted something else in namjoons mouth other than that bannana " suga says with a smug face as he points at the banana peel on namjoon's food tray.

Now it was namjin's  turn to be embarrassed. Jin was legit sinking on his chair while the other boys laughed their asses of

Namjoon" didn't u two hold hands and kiss in front of woo "Namjoon looks at taekook with a 'I' m the boss here' face thinking 'ddaeng don't it feel good to be a gangster'

Taehyung and Jungkook stop laughing and give a disgusting look to each other which is converted into a cold glare directed to namjoon as they watch the the 5 boys laugh imitating what Woo had said over and over again.