Part Three: "You Muffin Head!"

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"And we're back" you say happily to your stream "goooooooooooooooooooooooood morning gamers today we'll be playing on the dream smp. The other day badboyhalo himself messaged me asking if I wanted to meet up so here goes"  You load into the world. "Oh by the way chat i worked on my house a bit." "Theres just a main foundation and a furnace along with a bed so you guys didn't miss much don't worry"

You hop into a voice chat with badboyhalo "Hey bad what the fuck is up"
"LANGUAGE" screams the familiar voice of badboyhalo "You know I don't like it when people swear" 

"I know I'm sorry I couldn't resist" You smile. "I invited a certain someone to vc with us"

"really? who?" Bad says, obviously interested 

"His names alex" You say just as quackity joins the voice chat

"WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME??" Bad screamed

Quackity starts singing curses like an anthem "fuck youuu badboyhalooo. Why won't you just fucking swearrrr you son of a biiitch. Justttt goooo kiss skeepyyyy" Quackity keeps singing random swear words.

You're toppled over in your chair laughing "I- I can't stop laughing-" you say, bursting into another wave of laughter

"ITS NOT FUNNY YOU MUFFIN HEADS" Badboyhalo exclaims leaving the voice chat 

Quackity starts laughing "THAT WAS SO FUNNY" 

"should we apologize, I feel kinda bad" You say

"Nahh don't worry he'll forgive us soon he's just gonna go complain to skeppy" Quackity says while laughing

"Yeahh you're right" You say chuckling. "so chat, what else should we do? I can work on my house a bit or do whatever you guys want" 

You and quackity talk for a couple minutes when suddenly quackity leaves and Dream joins the voice chat

"Dream did you kick quackity" you ask

"Yeah of course I did why would you want to talk to him" Dream says, chuckling

"Anyways what do you want to tell me?" 

"Well the thing is the war with l'manburg is getting out of hand so you should probably choose a side. Dream smp or l'manburg"  Dream explains hurredly

"Hmmm I wonder" You say "Just kidding I'm obviously going on your side"

Dream laughs and says "of course you are I'm the best in all of the dream smp"

You laugh "Wanna go on bed wars I bet my team will win"

"Yeah right" Dream responds

"You sure about that"

A couple hours later

You log back into the dream smp with dream 

"Dream that was a gre-" You look around your house. Which wasn't a house anymore. It was on fire. "DREAM MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE AND I'M ON HALF A HEART" you yell

"HOLY SHIT IT WAS PROBABLY STUPID WILBUR SOOT THAT BRITISH BITCH"  Dream yells "I'm coming don't worry"

You watch your health go down to zero. "Dream I'm dead great"

You spawn back at spawn and look at the sign in front of you. You read it out loud "We heard you joined dreams side (aka the wrong side of this war). Maybe reconsider your sides before we have to kill dream we'd hate for you not to be on our team - The dirty crime boys"

"oooh this is war" Dream angrily says 

[525 words]

[Next part coming out on Febuary 18, 2021]


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