He With The Jewel Eyes // A Grey Harry Potter - Time Travel AU

Jewel Eyes ~On Crack~ (☆▽☆)

Rose: *spouts pro-light propaganda*

Harry: if you continue to talk shit's gonna come sparkling out your ass-

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Harry: Slytherin isn't a bad house

Some extra: *le gasp* how could you! You're the Girl-Who-Lived's brother!

Harry: that never stopped me from plotting her murder-

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Rose: I hate you!

Harry: who said I gave a fuck, you two-faced moronic worthless annoying piece of shit?

Rose: *le gasp*

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Lily & James: *praises Harry*

Rose: *turns into a feral gremlin*

Harry: I thought Uncle Moony was supposed to be the werewolf-

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Dumbledore: *opens his mouth*

Harry: *opens umbrella* oof, shit's boutta rain down here

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Harry, seeing Quirrelmort for the first time in almost thirty years: *wheezes* just think about hexing the back of his head that would be so amusing-

Terry: wtf are you talking about

Harry: *suddenly acting mature, a mysterious smile on his face* I wonder

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Harry, after making eye contact with Rose: damn, I saw the filthiest of shit a second ago-

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Harry, three months old: this diaper is making my ass itch-

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Hope this provides your daily dose of serotonin, wherever you are!

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