u walk up 2 alex andn ur like "alex ah lovbe u uwu owo" and he lookz at u >-<
and he doensnt caer.
and u follow him around but themn its nightte tiem.
and u go home 2 go to slepeand then some1 ringz ur doarbell. "who coud it bee ;-;" u say 2 urslef
so u go to da door
and someome ouside says "Help! My friend is on the side of the road, bleeding to death! Could we please use your telephone?" in a souper seggxy voise andn so since teheyre so sggsy u let them in.
but zomg.
is alex
and he notices ur female
so he and his droogs beat u up and den raep u 2 deadth
de end ^_^
waht did u expect this man is a murdererererer and a raperist
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alex delarge boyfriend scenarios
Fanfictionso seggs wow so hot and steamy mfw hot book lolz this is satire btw if u couldnt tell, its mocking actual boyfriend scearios books