alex delarge boyfriend scenarios

chaodter tres

im writnting this in class i hope my teachers aret seeing me write this

i rlly want the alex delarge nendoroid

i might ask for it for my birthday

im cold

lol

but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i cant THINK OF A PLOT

cries

umm so basically

alex is abt to rape a w*man but hies dique dont work!! he penus dont get hard no more!!

he looks at her bewbies as pete holds her and she struggles and his willy is still flaccid??? why!!

but them he gets a idea

he looks at pete and then his peener get super hard!!!

his footlong pp turns into like 2 feet long?? i headcanon dat alex has

LOL MY TEACHER JUST SAID SOMEONE CALLED SOMEONE ELSE A HOMO

uh anyways

i headcanon that alex has a rllybig pepepe

and so alex an pete make out de end

and ten they kill da woman be cayse alex has reliezed that he is gay