okk so pov ur alex
and u walk in on dim and georgie havieing gay secks'. so u go "wtf r u doin faggotes (AUTHOrs note: iem a gae trans man i can say dthat word donr cancul me plox xx)"
and dim and georgie lok uo at u and r so embarrased and dim almsort pees himself lol hess so dumb xddd he has ro restrain himslef bc georgeies peaniss is up his arse
also i headcanaon that georgie has a rlly small peepee
but dim is a bottom so he dont care
amd then u (ur alex btw its a pov) take of all ur clothse and join them beixause ur gay 2
i mean did you guys not see the movie?? that man is gay!!! hello lgbtq community, alex delarge is gay! i know he says he isnt, but its all lies. did you see the way he sat on dim's lap in that one scene?? homosexual!! this man is living in the home of sexuals!!! have u heard of lgbtq+, well he is the g!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a fag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyways so he or u joins them andn has some more seggs lolol
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alex delarge boyfriend scenarios
Fanfictionso seggs wow so hot and steamy mfw hot book lolz this is satire btw if u couldnt tell, its mocking actual boyfriend scearios books
