Strange Love Shrek X boot x hat

The story

The hat walked into the tool shed unknowingly. The hat did not know that the boot was hiding behind the table. "Oh looks lm all alone" The hat then walked behind the table because they heard something moving. The boot heard the hat approaching and turned around quickly. "Oh what are you doing here? " The hat smirked viciously. "I could say the same for you but sense we bother here- "We can you know" The boot is quite innocent and had no idea what the hat was speaking of. 'I know? Than why am I confused" The hat then stopped smirking and realized what the boot meant. The hat decided that it was time the boot was no longer innocent. "Do you know what the door is? " The boot looked confused. "The do? " The hat frowned. "Do you know what sex is? " The boot laughed as to say of course I do which it did sunglasses 'yes of course"Then Shrek walked in "get out of my swamp" Shrek bent them both over the table. "Did you hear me? I said get out of my swamp. " Neither the boot or the hat understood what Shrek meant. The hat blurted out 'ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK US?! " Shrek laughed a mighty laugh and said "I'm not going to go that far just yet* Shrek let the go away from the table and they looked up at him. They both blushed blush he is kind of hot after all Shrek roared. " But this is your last chance to leave my swamp" They were on a tool shack. Where was the swamp? They were both confused once more and lowkey horney  they didn't want Shrek to let them go they wanted to be his little hoes the boot and hat would do anything for shreks love. So the hat then said "maybe we can clean for you... Or be your sexy maids" Shrek roared once more. "I don't think you would want me to do that"  the boot and hat laughed. "Whatever you do to us were prepared" They said this at the same time. Shrek pulled out tiny maid dresses (wtf am I doing]) "put them on bitches" sunglasses (I need help) they both took a dress and put them on in front of him. Shrek blushed a little. (they were naked in the first place wtf) they turned around and they all three blushed. " WHY ARE YOU LOOKING?! " The boot shouted. Shrek looked down. "Sorry y'all are just so sexy" They all frowned and the hat sat on surely head. "Let's to this baby" The hat smiles. "Lemme go up and down and make you happy"