All hell breaks lose

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"HALT!"

A deep voice inquired, "What's going on Jeffrey?" "Nothing man, this is just routine, a maniac is on the lose, and people are panicking left-right, and center, they have set several police cars ablaze." "WTF! What has the world come to?"

"Officer Putt please report to the town hall, we are seriously stretched out thin." the officer pleaded, "Man, Cut me some slack, will you? A cold voice barked, "What was that officer?" the officer replied, "Nothing. I'm on my way."

The officer called out, "Yo Brother! Can you do me a favor?" the driver was in kind of a hurry "Yeah man, anything! Just say the word" the officer ordered, "Please tell the girl who is hiding in your back seat to come out and hand over her ID." he yelled at the officer, "What girl? I think I would know if there was a girl in my backseat. Jeffrey! Did you slip a little something special in your morning coffee?" the officer was not interested in games, "Come out young lady, I'm not here to arrest you. Just show me your I.D. then I can go back to my rounds." I popped my head and asked the officer how he knew I was there. He smiled and answered that he did the same when he was a kid.

The driver looked pissed, mainly because he was flirting with a woman in the Mustang in front of him, at first she was sending signals that indicated she was interested. Now she is completely ignoring him.

In my defense I know the woman, she is married and her husband would kick his ass. But HE (the driver of the car) isn't a dwarf, he is BIG, he must be at least 6ft 5 inches and at present,  me, he looks very intimidating. Bad idea to climb into his car. This is gonna be a very long day.

"Miss! Could you please explain what the FUCK YOU ARE DOING IN MY GOD DAMN CAR?" Wow! Thermonuclear and smoking hot, not the best combo.

I stammered while fighting back tears, (he did curse at me) "I was going to school when my bicycle tire went flat. The man I met whilst I was dragging my bike said that he would fix it but he took my bike into his trailer and he came towards me and he pulled my hair hard and he ripped my skirt. I hit him with my lunchbox and ran, this was the only open car. I swear, I not looking to get you in any kind of trouble. I think I should get out now and head home." I got out of the car and he stuck his head out of it and said in a somber tone "Get in, I will drop you home, there is no way I am letting you walk around with that torn skirt, you look like is a magnet for pedophiles. I wake up tomorrow and read the newspaper saying that the police found a dead body matching your description in a dumpster then that one is on me." His expression was a grim no-nonsense type.

I got in the backseat, then a few things happened almost at the same time. First, he gave me kind smile most commonly given to babies, the man driving the van on our right pulled a bazooka, the lady in the mustang pulled an AK. The next moment cars were flying, bodies were piling up on the street, some of them were cops and (He) the driver of the car, I mean the owner of the car I am in drove like a mad man and got us out of there in a heartbeat zipping between bodies and flipped cars. All of a sudden everything went black.

When I woke up I was still in my clothes on a bed lying next to the Angry Young Man (AYM). I got up and tried to leave, a voice called me from behind, "If you wanna live to go home safe and sound you better stay indoors. There is fighting everywhere and city hall has called in a curfew, if you go out you will either die or be arrested, so make up your mind quick." He goes straight to the point. I looked around to see him shirtless. and he looked like he wasn't entirely sure that he could trust me. The feeling was mutual. Then there was a sound outside and he lept like a hunting panther and in a flash, he was standing by the window staring between the curtains.

I was scared, "What's going on?" he growled in a low voice, "Keep quiet! I think trouble has found its way to my house. Now here's what I want you to do. Get in the closet and don't you dare come out until I tell you, understand! Now go!" I did exactly as he said. I waited and waited then after a few minutes I heard muffled voices and a loud crash. I thought maybe something happened to him so I snuck out of the closet and head towards the kitchen and picked the heaviest saucepan I could lift and charge towards the living room.

What I saw the scene that awaited me I thought I died laughing this moment I will never forget. Perhaps it would be easier to forget my name. I rolled over the floor laughing.

"Hey man! Who is the schoolgirl in the torn skirt, is she a stripper or your new girlfriend?" "Neither" I got up and introduced myself

"My name is" AYM interrupted "This is no time for introductions, we are in a situation when that changes we go our separate ways. And I specifically told you to stay hidden." I rolled my eyes and continued "Anyway I am in my final year at the local High School. I moved here to live with my aunt last year."

The new guy tried to introduce them both "Hi! My name Tyson and this is my baby brother..." the AYM growled and Tyson was silenced at once. Until I know his name I gave him the following names Silencer, Grumpy, Grouchy (and not AYM) I may reserve that for special occasions.

The forty-eight hours I spent in his cabin in the woods was memorable, at one point I wore his clothes (with his permission, but I don't think they extended to his undies but still I wore them.) At one point he was hypothermic and I had to keep him awake but at one point he almost fell asleep because I was nearby; his brother left because he was worried about his wife but more of that in the future now that I have a future because that the terrorist was caught and I finally got to know the AYMs name, it was Taylor.

I graduated and left for college in Paris, I went to art school. When I finally got home I felt different. Even my classmates agreed, but I wanted to see AYM I mean Taylor.

I saw him with another woman yes, we didn't do anything and I was foolish to think that he would wait for me. Eternal winter has arrived in my life.
After what felt like an eternity, I was just about to move on with my life, I met him again. It was a snowy day in January and I got out of the shopping center with my paper shopping bags and I bumped into something solid. I looked up from my purse to see HIM.

He smiled pleasantly and I tried to smile but I had forgotten how to so I just nod my head and walked away, but it was hard because he was matching me step by step. Finally one of his friends called out to him, the guy kept pestering him about why he missed 4 poker nights consecutively. He tried to dismiss the guy and walk to me but fortunately, I made it across the street and he missed his chance. He was staring at me like he wanted to say something but I wouldn't have it. I need to move out of this town. Maybe travel the world.

"Is that his old lady? She looks so sophisticated. They make such a cute couple." I wondered as I see them together a lot. I see them from my office window. I need a vacation. Next stop Hawaii

"WHAT THE FUDGE!!!

HE IS IN THE AIRPORT!!! WHERE DOES HE WORK? THE CIA?

Every turn I make he makes the same move. It feels like he was on the phone with 007 or something. Finally, I thought I gave him the slip when I got on the plane, I was so wrong. He was seated on the same row as me, I was on the window and he was on the center aisle seat (if the guy who was sitting between me and him moved an inch he would see me for sure.) But at least he didn't see me. This is a nightmare, the woman was with him. On the bright side, she was not sitting next to him, I snuck a peek to see who else was with him. She sat with Tyson. SHIT! She is TYSON'S WIFE. I was mistaken but I was too humiliated to approach Taylor. He didn't notice me at all even when we got off the plane. Maybe I was being paranoid about the 007 part. Wouldnt be the first time that I was wrong.

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