Question #7 from: WolfTrap554

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by Jeff_the_handsome

by Jeff_the_handsome

I dare LJ to steal Eyeless Jacks kidney stash
I also dare Jeff to steal Janes wig :>

Part 1

LJ (Laughing Jack): *cough* he- *cough* hello.. ? Is anybody *grunt* there? Where am I... oh. Oh *cough* oh right. The stuff. Oh, and another *more coughing because why not* a- another dare... yo-you do know you guys don't have to make me suffer, right? I just survived being in the furnace (A.K.A the boiler, like an old school heating system) and you want me to- * huff huff* do it all again? You could just ask me or my pals some questions or something... I like how you think.

And so, the author made a poem that actually rhymed,
So Jack looked in the fridge, where EJ put his kidneys
And for some f&$#%ing reason, it 'twas covered in slime
He hid it in the attic, beneath the bottom most drawers
Prepared for the attack he put on the clothes with the least colors
But little did he know that without power the fridge would stop working
Just like how a tall slender man almost made his heart stop beating

Part 2

Jeff: well, normally I'd say no, but sense you made a :> face I'll do it! And don't ask me how I can see the face of something in my head.

A little more than a little while later...

Jane: and so I said, 'see, it's funny because marriage sucks.'
Jeff: AND SO DOES THAT WIG! *yank*
Jane: wait wha- OH MY GOD JEFF GET BACK HERE! Give me a second Toby... JEFF I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DO ANOTHER STUNT LIKE THAT I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Ticci Toby: *brings out a box of popcorn* mmm. Kinky.

And thank you so much for reading this! Please keep the asks rolling, I love making these and would really enjoy making more! Anyways, please remember: GIRAFFES ARE THE SUPERIOR RACE! 💜