Dear Angery {Ziall Horlik} UNDER REVISION

Entry 2

Top of the morning to ya diary!

Formal enough Paul? He saw my last entry and said I should "tone down" my curse words.

Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck. Look at all the fucks I give Paul!

Its his fault that I have this thing in the first place so I will do as I fucking please.

Paul also said I need to speak to you as if you were a real person. Not as if I'm talking to him.

Well you're gonna read this shit anyway so

might as well make it seem real. . .

. . .

I dont know what to write about.  Like, you're not even real how is this supposed to help?

Anyway, guess what happened? I actually talked to Zayn Malik! it was soo...magical.... there is literally no other way to describe it but that . . . but seriously ZAYN MALIK and I talked!

So I was walking down the hallway with Harry during lunch hour, talking (well more like complaining) about Ms. Jane (I like to call her Ms P. for pain cause she's a pain in the ass). She gave me detention for "disrespecting" her class. Can you believe that!? I mean all I did was express my opinion about Shakespeare's Julius Caesar and how I did not fucking care about a walking cliche like him and how we should do something more 20th century like Edgar Allen Poe or something (is that how you spell it? whatever). Then she had the nerve to tell me to "keep quiet and stop disturbing my class". What is fucking wrong with people these days. I even said it as politly as possible. 

back to my point. I was too busy complaining to see what was in front of me, so I crashed into this wall which just so happened to be Zayns chest (but damn those rock hard abs probably gave me brain damage). And while I was appilogizing for running into him, (and Harry was standing behind me scrutinizing Zayn cause he doesnt think hes worth my time) he said "dont worry, it was my fault."

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT???¿¿¿¿???

and its not even over yet, cause after that, he said he wanted to tell me he agreed completly about what I said back in English class and that Ms Jane shouldnt have given me detetion and hes going to talk to the principal about it.

I literally died of joy at that very moment.

but then Harry had to cut the moment short and drag me away because I was speechless. I just stood there like a gaping fish out of water. And while he was pulling me away I heard an angelic chuckle and - I shit you not - Zayn say "how cute".

I mean sure it kinda hurts my masculinity but lets be honest if Zayn Malik thinks I'm cute then I'm cute.

oh I will never forget that conversation. EVER

Well I guess I've gushed enough, I'm hungry anyway

Adios.