Apples are poisonous

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Today, we are in Mr. Jack's classroom. It is lunchtime for the students. All of the 6 students are there. Margeretha, Robbie, Yade, Vera, Melly, and  Helena. Helena is blind, Mr. Jack had announced it, but poor Robbie wasn't listening. So he didn't know she was blind.

Mr. Jack: It's lunchtime, kids. Come and eat your food. It's over at the snack table.

Helena: Where is the snack table?

Robbie: *points to the snack table* It's over there! Are you blind?

Helena: ...

Mr. Jack: ...

All the other students: ...

Mr. Jack: Robbie, did you not hear what I said at the beginning of the class?

Robbie: All you said was.......uh.... What did you say?

Mr. Jack: I said Helena was actually blind.

Robbie: oh, my bad.

Helena: *thinks for a second* Fine, I forgive you. BUT it's because you'll cry if I don't

Robbie: *sticks out his non-existing tongue at Helena.*

Robbie: Oh, wait. She's blind.

All the kids get their lunch from the snack table. It consists of a slice of pizza, an apple, fries, and a honey bun. 

Margeretha: *takes a bite from her apple*

Margeretha: Ew! My apple is green inside!

Vera: *gasps*

Vera: My mom said that if the inside of an apple is green, it's poisonous!

All the kids except Helena realized they had already ate their apples without looking if they were green.

Margeretha: I'M GOING TO DIE NOW!

Margeretha: *Faints*

Yade: SOMEONE DO CPR

Mr. Jack: NO! DON'T DO THAT. THE APPLE IS NOT POISONOUS!

Naib: I'll do it! My dad taught me how!

Helena: sucks to be you, I didn't eat my apple yet.

Melly: SHUT UP, HELENA! SOMEONE IS DYING HERE!

Mr. Jack: STOP! *picks up Helena's apple*

Mr. Jack: *takes a bite of her apple*

The class: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE TEACHER IS GONNA DIE NOW

Helena: Why is everyone screaming?

Robbie: MR. JACK TOOK A BITE OF THE APPLE!

Helena: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Melly: I'll go get Principal Nightingale!

Melly: *rushes out of the classroom*

Vera: THROW YOUR FOOD AT MR. JACK! MAYBE IT'LL HELP!

Helena: HOW WOULD IT HELP?

Vera: JUST DO IT!

Everyone threw their food at Mr. Jack. He was now covered in food and on the floor. Mr. Jack regretted all his life decisions that lead him to this point. Melly rushes in with Principal Nightingale.

Nightingale: What's happening? Why is your teacher covered in food and on the ground?

Mr. Jack: Long story.

Nightingale: *rushes out of the room with jack*

All the students: ...

Margeretha: *wakes up*

Margeretha: What's happening?

Robbie: uh...stuff happened.

Nightingale: *comes back into the room*

Nightingale: I am very disappointed in all of you.

All the class: Sorry

Nightingale: You guys promise that won't happen again, Right?

All the class: Yes, Principal Nightingale.

Nightingale: Okay.

By that time, it was time for the kids to go home. when they all left. Mr. Jack's class learned a very very important lesson that day. DON'T EAT GREEN APPLES.

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