𝘬𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘢𝘬𝘶 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴 » 𝘬. 𝘣𝘢𝘬𝘶𝘨𝘰 𝘹 𝘦. 𝘬𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘢

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"KATSUKI!!!" screamed Kirishima as he ran towards me, full force. He tackled me in the middle of the boy's dorm hallway, and started laughing like some little kid.

"Jesus fuckin' Christ!" I shouted as I pushed him off of me. "You trying to kill me or something, shittyhair?!" He responded by trying to suffocate me. Or you could call it hugging.

"Wanna watch a movie?" he asked, trying to be cute.

"YOU COULD HAVE JUST ASKED THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU FUCKER!!!" I screamed into his face.

"Oh, this one's good!" shouted someone from behind me. I turned around to see raccoon eyes staring into her phone. She saw my furious glare and grinned. Kirishima was holding me so I couldn't leave and smash her phone. She turned her phone around to show a picture of my running from Kirishima, frightened.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU RACCOON EYES!!!" I screamed, desperately trying to escape Kirishima's grasp.

"Not before I post this!" she taunted.

"Come on, babe, we look cute!" assured Kirishima, rubbing his head into my neck.

"Thanks for being so extra, Eijiro, it makes for an awesome photo op!" mocked Mina. This stupid fucking extra, I thought to myself, if she weren't Kiri's friend, she'd be dead.

"No problem, Mina!" answered Kirishima.

"YES PROBLEM, KIRI!!!" I screamed in his face.

"Wanna watch a movie with us, Mina?" asked Kirishima, strengthening his grasp to keep me from mauling that bitch.

"Sure! Can we invite Sero and Denki?" questioned Mina.

"HOLD ON," I began, "I NEVER EVEN AGREED TO WATCH A MOVIE, LET ALONE WATCH A MOVIE WITH RACCOON EYES, SOY SAUCE, AND PIKACHU!!"

"Sure, the more the merrier!" answered Kirishima, completely disregarding what I said. "Can you make snacks, babe?"

"HELL NO!!!" I screamed.

"Do it or I'll start calling you Bakubaby again," Kirishima whispered in my ear.

"I-" I began to scream, "fine." I caved in.

"Yay!" exclaimed Kirishima. We both got up, but before I could move away, he was giving me a kiss on the mouth and raccoon eyes was taking another picture. She ran away before Kirishima let go of me, and I winced knowing she got away with that horrible crime.

I grimaced as we walked towards my dorm. Kirishima was smily and practically attached to me. DAMMIT, I thought, HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE MAD AT HIM? I opened the door the my dorm, and Kirishima gawked in shock.

"Katsuki!" he shouted. I sighed and looked at him. "Your. Room. Is. ATROCIOUS." I facepalmed as he began to pick up clothes from my floor and put them in a hamper. "Of course, a dirty room when we're about to have company." He mumbled various complaints as he tidied up in my room. I smiled at his antics, I went up to him and hugged him from behind.

"This is your karma for letting raccoon eyes take pictures of us, Kiri," I taunted as I gave him a kiss on the cheek. He smiled and gave me a kiss back, then he went back to work. I went to the kitchen and pantry to see what I could make. Kirishima always made me cook him food, so I sort of became a whiz at it. "I hope he didn't eat all the meat again," I mumbled. I decided to make popcorn and nachos. Nachos were easy, nachos were kind, nachos were encouraging, and nachos were delicious. I put the first bag of popcorn in the microwave and Kirishima vacuumed. As it popped, I started browning the ground beef in a pan. I added taco seasoning, and put the first bag of popcorn in a bowl. I put the second bag of popcorn in the microwave and began to get out different nacho toppings, creating a nacho assembly line. It was around that time that Kirishima made the bed. Then, Mina, Denki, and Sero waltzed into the dorm.

"Hey guys!" shouted Mina as I shot her a dirty look.

"Smells awesome!" exclaimed Sero.

"Whatcha making?" asked Mina.

"Tsk," I began, "nachos and popcorn."

"Hell yeah, Bakubro!" shouted Denki. I slowly turned my head to him, a look of pure rage entering my face. Denki looked horrified, and Sero and Mina vacated the area, moving towards the bed. I raised my fist, but Kirishima came and hugged me and got in my face before I could explode him.

"FUCK YOU SHITTYHAIR GET OFF ME!!!" I screamed.

"Nope!" replied Kirishima, grinning.

"GET OFF BEFORE THE FOOD BURNS!!!!" I shouted. He followed my orders and went to the bed, where Sero and Mina were waiting. Denki was curled up in a ball, rocking back and forth in a corner with tears streaming down his face. I got the nachos and popcorn ready, and Kirishima picked out a movie.

"How about Halloween, babe?" asked Kirishima.

"Fuck no, Kiri," I began, "you'll have nightmares for weeks, kicking me in my sleep."

"Great!" began Kirishima. "Then it's decided!" I winced at the betrayal, but got back to assembling the line of toppings.

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Everybody got their food and sat down on the bed. It was about six o'clock, the sun was beginning to go down. We turned on the movie, and we sat there and watched. The movie had a slow start, nothing really happened for a while. It gave everyone time to eat. Denki chuckled every time a boob came on screen, and I gave a tsk to his immaturity. Everyone finished their first serving and went back for seconds, the bowl of popcorn staying on the bed. Eventually, there was no food left, and I did the dishes before the movie got to the murder-y part, my favorite. I went and laid next to Kirishima, he curled into me and hugged me like a teddy bear through the scary parts.

I noticed Sero and Denki whispering, and then Sero went to the bathroom. I didn't think much of it, until I saw Denki go into it a few minutes later. I went and opened the door, only to be greeted by the awful image of Denki and Sero making out.

"Jesus fuckin' Christ," I said, wincing. "No, not in my bathroom. I don't care if there's sparks between you guys, figuratively or literally, get the fuck out." They left and sat on the bed, embarrassed. It must not have lasted long because soon after, they were making out again, on my bed. I scowled at them as I saw a literal spark connect them for a second. It was then that the scene where Laurie was running away from Michael with the kids came on. Kirishima looked tense and grabbed onto me harder and snuggled into my chest.

"It's fine, Kiri," I said, smiling. I kissed him through his hair and rubbed his head. He relaxed and sank further into me.

"Thanks, Katsuki," he began, "love you."

"Love you too, Kiri," I replied. After a half an hour, the movie ended. Kirishima was asleep, laying on me. Mina and Denki were asleep, too. Mina holding onto Kirishima's leg, and Denki holding onto Sero. Sero was awake, and looked exasperated: he knew he had to carry them both back. He left with both of them, dragging them by their feet. Kirishima was a heavy sleeper, so I didn't have to worry about waking him up. I took off his pants and shirt, and put a tank top on him. I tucked him into bed and kissed him on the cheek. I took off my shirt and pants, leaving only my boxers on, and climbed into bed with Kirishima. I wrapped my arms around him this time, and hugged him like a teddy bear. "Goodnight, Kiri," I whispered, knowing he didn't hear me. He only kicked me a few times that night, but it was fine. At least I had him.

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Author's Note:

Hi guys. I don't really know what to say. I'm tired and bored. That's about it. Please give me prompts. Thanks. Bye. Sorry  I was so boring this time. <3